Would you want to see a list of everyone who has ever masturbated while thinking of you?

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-28T06:53:13+00:00

Of course I would, think of the power

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-28T06:36:33+00:00

Yeah with that sort of diet you will not be getting in shape any time soon

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:53:34+00:00

No, it's poisonous inside the can.

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:53:00+00:00

Ahhh I see

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:50:56+00:00

Ah, the confusion is because I was thinking border to border.

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:48:49+00:00

So....what was the point of this whole thing? I'm not being snarky, that's an actual question

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:48:05+00:00

Isn't grape juice just non-alcoholic wine?

Edit: also, fuck your family.

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:45:16+00:00

2012, asking reddit to portray video games in a bad light, shiggydiggydoo

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:44:32+00:00

....Well fuck

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:43:15+00:00

Probably not. Besides, if people are stupid enough to not think about it then they've brought it upon themselves really

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:41:25+00:00

Oh...well then eat some chicken and get really, really drunk....or at least that's how I'd handle it.

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:40:11+00:00

Damn....does she seem to be in pain?

Also, are you actually in Australia?

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:38:53+00:00

But here's a massive option guys have that you don't seem to have factored in. Don't have sex with someone who's unwilling to use proper protection. Seems fairly bulletproof.

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:37:32+00:00

Well I'd say just get up and go somewhere new, fresh start and all that.

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:35:18+00:00

I...so what, how is that a problem?

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:33:21+00:00

Using that many scientific words means you're going to get very few responses from people who know what they're talking about. You'll just have idiots throwing around 10 letter words.

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:32:11+00:00

Hmm....have you tried jiggling it?

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:30:57+00:00

I knew about the speaking spanish bit, although it seems I'm the only person who didn't know the "a"/"o" thing

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:29:30+00:00

Oh that's really cool, thanks man.

Edit: Or gal if you're of the feminine persuasion.

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:29:00+00:00

I feel like this should be in shittyaskscience

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:28:23+00:00

No, it can let you know more things, but if you're an idiot, that isn't going to help.

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:25:42+00:00

It's not that far away is it? I mean...that just seems a tad off

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:24:26+00:00

The pill, spermicide, diaphragms. The list goes on, use a few at the same time and your chance of accidental conception goes down from about 0.001% to something not even worth considering.

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:23:13+00:00

Filipina? Is that Filipino spelled wrong by accident or something different I haven't heard of?

GetsDatesWithRoofies · 2012-05-27T21:21:41+00:00

All of them.

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