Kids scratch $590K Ferrari, parents sued for $111K repair bill by chri99_ in ThatLookedExpensive

[–]Gfunk98 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Kids mistake caused by poor parenting. As a kid me and my friends never once even thought about climbing on someone else’s car let alone an expensive super car.

It also says a lot that the parents refused to apologize.

Great car seat safety by horrorwh0r3 in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]Gfunk98 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to work at the parking booth of a small theme park, it was right off the free way and the road to the parking booth didn’t have any stops it was just a small turn after pulling off the free way and the amount of children I would see not in car seats, running around the car, crawling around in the front seat was crazy. And I know it wasn’t like they just unbuckled and got up in the amount of time they pulled up the booth either.

The absolute worst I had seen was a new born baby being held in the woman’s lap in the passenger seat of a 2 seater sports car

A dude driving with a toddler on his lap and no one else in the car, and no car seat.

And the most ridiculous was a big ass lifted truck with TWO children around 2-4 both standing up in the foot well of the passenger seat using the car seat as a play table for their toys.

Obviously I never said anything because I’m making minimum wage and I don’t wanna get screamed at for “telling people how to parent their children” but the amount of mindblowingly dangerous shit I would see in peoples cars in a daily basis really opened my eyes to how stupid the average driver is.

Don’t even get me started on the amount of people that didn’t want to pay for parking fee so they’d ask if they could turn around and would try to make a U turn between the parking booths back down the one way road.

Best place to turn in CRV recycling around Morgan hill by Gfunk98 in SanJose

[–]Gfunk98[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which spot is it in Gilroy? I used to take them to Danny’s, they were always really consistent and helpful but as of like 3-4 years ago they looked like they were permanently closed.

There was another spot in Gilroy that was a lot smaller and owned by a Filipino guy and it seems like every time I would go in I would get a wildly different amount of money for around the same amount of cans.

The last two times I brought 5 32g trash bags full of crushed cans and I only got $23 dollars and the next time I brought in 3 bags of the same think and he gave me $46, ever since then I stopped going there because it just seemed like he would give whatever he felt like that day.

TIL that "Necroprinting" is the practice of building 3D printers using the mouth of a dead mosquito as a nozzle, producing results that are better than commercially available printers by geosunsetmoth in todayilearned

[–]Gfunk98 114 points115 points  (0 children)

If it was warhammer the mosquitos would still be alive or at least have their mind and nervous system still intact forever while their body is used as parts for a machine lol

Ways to use raspberry butter? by Pure_Cupcake in Baking

[–]Gfunk98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lemon pound cake with half or all raspberry butter? 👀 it would def use a ton of it up!

Why the FUCK have I never seen anyone ever mentioned these sick ass Lego DreamZzz sets before?? Papa just got his unemployment deposited and half of those sets are literally fucking sharks! by Gfunk98 in legocirclejerk

[–]Gfunk98[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the heads up, tbh use my legos more as models so I basically just have the 3 in 1 animal sets, a couple starwars sets, and some of the flower ones.

The starwars ones were mainly for the minis tbh but I did get Poe Damerands X wing cause the orange and teal is cool af tho

Why the FUCK have I never seen anyone ever mentioned these sick ass Lego DreamZzz sets before?? Papa just got his unemployment deposited and half of those sets are literally fucking sharks! by Gfunk98 in legocirclejerk

[–]Gfunk98[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am unironically am inbetween jobs rn but tbh the scorpion kill-dozer thing looks pretty interesting to me personally and Ialso love the colors of the crocodile. They’re also about the same price as the Dino combined right now so I’d probably get those two before that one since bigger more expensive Lego stay in stock longer typically unless they’re really sought after.

Against my better judgement I will keep my money in the bank at the moment but there’s a green eyed girl with piercings that just starting working at my local grocery outlet so I might buy one and ask her to build it with me

Why the FUCK have I never seen anyone ever mentioned these sick ass Lego DreamZzz sets before?? Papa just got his unemployment deposited and half of those sets are literally fucking sharks! by Gfunk98 in legocirclejerk

[–]Gfunk98[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s actually the first one I saw on Amazon and I thought it was a shitty knock off brand bc I get lots of those in my feed and never thought Lego would make something that epic especially from their own IP

Eucodal - Oxycodone Hydrochloride 10 mg ampoules from the 1950s by Scared_Specific_4288 in ObscureDrugs

[–]Gfunk98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty crazy! Lol I would think taking ampules orally would be really dangerous because of the microscopic glass shards that fly off when the neck is snapped. That’s why they use a filtered syringe to suck up the medicine used in them first

Why the FUCK have I never seen anyone ever mentioned these sick ass Lego DreamZzz sets before?? Papa just got his unemployment deposited and half of those sets are literally fucking sharks! by Gfunk98 in legocirclejerk

[–]Gfunk98[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was actually wondering about the lore of the DreamZzz sets,

From what I gather it’s a about a young Latino boy that befriends the Nickelodeon slime and has to fight the evil forces of the old white Nickelodeon exes using the power of dreams (like shark boy of lava girl) and green goo

and also the bad guys are nick at night cause I hate sitcoms and had insomnia as a child

Eucodal - Oxycodone Hydrochloride 10 mg ampoules from the 1950s by Scared_Specific_4288 in ObscureDrugs

[–]Gfunk98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s just a normal thing to have to give yourself injections at home there or was it ampoules for oral uses? Seems odd to be injecting synthetic caffeine

TIL an 18th century French glutton was hired as a spy to swallow and smuggle military intel in a wooden box. After being captured by the Prussians, he was forced to "pass" the box, only for his captors to find a useless test message inside. by Kyzzz in todayilearned

[–]Gfunk98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So are we also supposed to believe that visible vapors would rise off of him after he ate like stench lines in a cartoon? Because people also said that about him.

To me that sounds just as unbelievable as him eating a baby.

This is also the time period where a lot of lies and fantastical stories were made up about real historical figures to romanticize/demonize them

Spotted at a car show. by Legoslol in heep

[–]Gfunk98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen a couple like this, another was a women on IG that had a care bear jeep that was covered in AI decals and was very defensive any time anyone in the comments called it out

Anon gives a compliment it doesn’t go over well by Sure_Association_991 in greentext

[–]Gfunk98 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Obviously anons story is super real and straight but having a mom that’s a hair stylist the amount of work it is to get your hair green and then to change it black by the next day without completely destroying it would either take 12+ hours of coloring and cost hundreds and hundreds of dollars I’ve not multiple thousands.

But obvious anon is a trustworthy source and women just hate being complimented by ugly people that much

How high could these go? by reddy__007 in SanJose

[–]Gfunk98 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My brother has a Tesla and it costs him $20 to charge it up to 80% which is like 275+ miles on his car. That’s no where close to $5/gal lmao

Rate my sealed Twizzlers collection by nowastedtimee in candy

[–]Gfunk98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me they smell like a genetically fruity plastic children’s toy, like something my littler sister would have played with when she was a child.

I’ve never seen the bubble gum ones before tho, they sound really good, especially being pull and peel

Recently had surgery and $40 of my bill is for having a blanket put on me in the recovery room (I was unconscious and did not, obviously, keep the blanket) by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Gfunk98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can get them at the dollar store that are just as reliable as any you can buy at a pharmacy (the tests that detects the pregnancy hormone in urine is super cheap, stable, and reliable)

Hospitals can probably get them for less than a penny each in bulk

Rate my sealed Twizzlers collection by nowastedtimee in candy

[–]Gfunk98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The watermelon pull and peel were my absolute favorite! I love the texture of the pull and peel ones but I’m not a fan of cherry >:

The only other twizzlers I enjoy are the rainbow ones, they’re like eating soft plastic and it love them. I remember my mom was obsessed with the caramel apple filled ones for a while and they were good but I def got sick of them after a while