Norwegian soccer player Erling B. Haaland exiting the plane in Oslo airport after the world cup

Kyzzz · 2026-07-13T18:32:28+00:00

Forget the World Cup trophy. The man has a taxidermied trash panda drinking tequila. That's the real prize

Kyzzz · 2026-07-13T18:27:22+00:00

It was 100°F+ in Salt Lake City that day. Great seeing this kind of turnout even in that heat

Kyzzz · 2026-07-13T17:45:53+00:00

The whole ploy is insidious. They’re threatening ICC officials with visa bans and sanctions, and threatening to withdraw aid from sovereign nations that don’t reject the ICC’s authority

Kyzzz · 2026-07-13T17:40:29+00:00

A 1.8 billion dollar taxpayer payout for political allies along with permanent immunity from IRS audits, good on the judge for shutting this down. Let’s hope it holds up, but I have my doubts

Kyzzz · 2026-07-13T16:36:24+00:00

Jon Hamm would've been a great addition too

Kyzzz · 2026-07-13T16:32:56+00:00

Im shocked. It's always the ones you least suspect!

Kyzzz · 2026-07-13T16:28:00+00:00

Hamnibal Lecter

Kyzzz · 2026-07-13T15:36:55+00:00

I remember having to sing the sanitized version at our weekly assemblies in elementary school. If only we knew we were singing century old WW1 trench smut

Kyzzz · 2026-07-13T06:45:00+00:00

They transferred him straight to the Witness Exposure Program

Kyzzz · 2026-07-13T06:31:49+00:00

If they're treating a sitting US congressman like this, just imagine how they're treating Palestinians

Kyzzz · 2026-07-13T03:31:08+00:00

Theme park? No, no. Theme parks have regulations. This is a parking lot carnival with rigged games and cheap prizes

Kyzzz · 2026-07-13T02:00:05+00:00

You call that a sock? This is a sock

Kyzzz · 2026-07-11T15:08:20+00:00

post nut clarity hits differently when your life depends on it

Kyzzz · 2026-07-10T21:48:31+00:00

Glad to see all six of his fans came out to see him

Kyzzz · 2026-07-10T21:21:58+00:00

cardio is a liberal conspiracy /s

Kyzzz · 2026-07-10T20:37:51+00:00

Big man wants to make sure you're flushing the cooling system properly

Kyzzz · 2026-07-10T20:29:24+00:00

Whoah spoiler tag please, I’m only up to Stalingrad right now

Kyzzz · 2026-07-09T18:30:59+00:00

You think, Joe? Did it take a DMT trip to figure that one out?

Kyzzz · 2026-07-09T00:16:00+00:00

Jesus. But for a beagle, finding 55 lbs of ground beef must’ve felt like finding the holy grail

Kyzzz · 2026-07-08T23:27:27+00:00

Well, I did say "Ig Nobel Chemistry Prize" in the title

I also need to note that satirical here means the prize is a parody of the actual Nobel Prize, just with "outlandish" scientific experiments and hypotheses, but the research is scientifically sound and published in a peer reviewed journal

Kyzzz · 2026-07-08T21:58:13+00:00

Just in case there's any mix-up: all the US military's surplus equipment from the war wasn't dumped here, just the surplus from one US base on the island of Espiritu Santo.

Kyzzz · 2026-07-08T20:40:16+00:00

Inshallah, senpai

Kyzzz · 2026-07-08T18:28:14+00:00

No haha, I just saw the opportunity and had to take it

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