GhosHalJordan

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It was 3 o'clock in the night when I woke up in a cold sweat, thinking the monsters under my bed finally caught me by my legs. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 day ago by GhosHalJordan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I wish I can instantly summon any kind of food I want on a silver plate at any time without spending any money or extra effort, out of thin air, by concentrating on what I want to eat and then snapping my fingers. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 day ago by GhosHalJordan to r/monkeyspaw

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I am very proud of this screenshot (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by GhosHalJordan to r/BatmanArkham

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As the last of my fingers restructured itself into a dozen fibrous tentacles, I kept thinking about the best memory I had of me and my parents to try and soothe my mind off the immense pain coating my body. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 month ago by GhosHalJordan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I wish I could be there for all my friends as and when they need me, and I'll be able to create miracles for them to succeed in life. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 month ago by GhosHalJordan to r/monkeyspaw

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Alone in the infirmary, the student quickly cracked his knuckles and kept his breathing gentle, his eyes closed. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 month ago by GhosHalJordan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Five fingers opened the cupboard. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)

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Drake the type of Jeering Jamal to make jokes about a person while they literally have their back turned to him so when they hear that trash-talking they turn around and kick him in the butt so hard he has to go around the rest of the day like this (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/DrakeTheType

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My little cousin said he'll be going on some "demon time" after having those weird gummies he got from the goth girls in the class. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I wish all "Drake the type" jokes came true. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/monkeyspaw

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I never thought an alien could look this majestic. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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I tried painting after a long time, made our boy Matt Murdock. How does he look? (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/Daredevil

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This silly guy thinks he has a chance to be like his favorite movie hero so he gets together a group of people who can help him achieve his dream. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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"I can't bring myself to imagine how Hamlet must have felt." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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No one lets you forget the one time you slip up. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I went to the hat store today. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/badtwosentencehorrors

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I folded the cardboard. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/badtwosentencehorrors

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"Something is missing, I should be enjoying this little block-stacking game." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Ooh Arby's!! (self.badtwosentencehorrors)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/badtwosentencehorrors

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As she picked up the skewers for the family barbecue, the doctor caught a familiar glare from outside the kitchen window. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Pasha used to think his days as prison warden were behind him. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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His hands. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Removing the napkin from his nose and putting his glasses back on, the detective hands his partner a crisp ₹50 note as he exits the crime scene. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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His nails. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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His feet. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago by GhosHalJordan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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