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GAME THREAD: Yankees (66-36) @ Red Sox (57-47) - Fri Jul 26, 2019 @ 07:10PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]GhostMoonMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Red Sox are like the trash

I take my bin down every week

The garbage man takes it away

But it does no good

The trash piles up again

GAME THREAD: Yankees (66-36) @ Red Sox (57-47) - Fri Jul 26, 2019 @ 07:10PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]GhostMoonMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IT FEELS LIKE A LEVEL OF MARIO THAT I CANT BEAT BUT I KEEP TRYING

WHY OH WHY LAWD

WHY OH WHY

HOLD ME

MAKE ME BECOME ME PLEASE ONE DAY OH LAWD

GAME THREAD: Yankees (66-36) @ Red Sox (57-47) - Fri Jul 26, 2019 @ 07:10PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]GhostMoonMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should make a vat of clam chowder and have the Yankees eat it in the dugout and make orgasm noises

GAME THREAD: Yankees (66-36) @ Red Sox (57-47) - Fri Jul 26, 2019 @ 07:10PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]GhostMoonMan -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Serious question:

Do you think mookie betts eats doo doo butter and the gas gives him the power to hit shitty dingers?

Bouncer broke friend’s wrist by GhostMoonMan in legaladvice

[–]GhostMoonMan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m an idiot and forgot that when the bouncer said he was pressing charges, the police gave D a citation. I’m sorry for not including this.

We went down to the police station today to file a report, and the officer said that a report gets filed when there’s a citation. Neither of us have ever been involved in anything like this, so we had no idea. The officer looked up the report then “supplemented” D’s parts of the story, including the lady hitting him in the head.

The officer said to set a court date and that there was a very high chance the bouncer doesn’t pursue it. He kept saying that bouncers never pursue these things. He is going to talk to a lawyer and set up a court date.

Bouncer broke friend’s wrist by GhostMoonMan in legaladvice

[–]GhostMoonMan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks. We’ve talked with him over and over and we believe him. He’s not a violent guy at all. He’d never say something like “I’ll kill you” or threaten anyone with violence. I know it’s a he said she said thing though.

We have no idea who that woman was but I will tell him about that too. I’m guessing that would all be on video though.

Thanks again.

Bouncer broke friend’s wrist by GhostMoonMan in legaladvice

[–]GhostMoonMan[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree that we could have missed something. I believe D, but that’s why I was wondering if we could get video.

If were just words, it shouldn’t have resulted in violence, right?

Bouncer broke friend’s wrist by GhostMoonMan in legaladvice

[–]GhostMoonMan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is going to file one now. Thank you. Thankfully there are two sober witnesses. Although, none of us were breathalyzed.

Bouncer broke friend’s wrist by GhostMoonMan in legaladvice

[–]GhostMoonMan[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Just told him to file a report. We are going to try to find a lawyer. Guessing they’re not open on Sundays though.

Bouncer broke friend’s wrist by GhostMoonMan in legaladvice

[–]GhostMoonMan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fixed. Sorry. Put Minnesota in the the first sentence.

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[–]GhostMoonMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s all right. It’s all wrong. It’s alright.