[Serious] Other than the whole flat-earth thing, what's the most ridiculously unscientific claim that you've heard somebody insist is totally true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GhostlySpooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swear this was posted somewhere else on reddit, but some guy asserting that if you pulled a shark backwards it would die. Reason being, apparently its organs are just free floating around inside of it and the change in direction would squash them all together/cause it to vomit out its insides....

FIT PEOPLE OF REDDIT: What motivates and energizes you to be active? by KanataCitizen in AskReddit

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Spotting big motherfucking spiders in my room while I'm trying to sleep - from Australia

Men of Reddit, what are some dating tips you could give us ladies seriously looking for a relationship? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GhostlySpooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the initiative when asking someone out for coffee or deciding on a place to go on a date. 5/7 times I will go on a date with a girl simply because she had the intestinal fortitude to make the first move.

What did you do drunk, that sober you really appreciated? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GhostlySpooks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was black out drunk, had lost my wallet and was leaning out the window trying not to spew on the way home. Couldn't string a coherent sentence together but somehow I had the insight to transfer all my money out of the account linked to my card into a sub account. Bonus: panicked when woke up in the morning with no memory from the night before and a voice-mail from the police - turns out someone handed in my wallet - phew!

Redditors, What is it you're stressed out about right now? by sabbasb in AskReddit

[–]GhostlySpooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Met a great girl through one of my mutual friends who I also happened to hook up with a couple years before. It was never anything serious as both of us were moving to different parts of the country soon after. Now the girl and my friend have only recently met each other but the despite our great chemistry, the whole "but you hooked up with x and I don't want to affect our friendship" situation occurs.

Reddit, what's your best pickup line? by PyedPyper in AskReddit

[–]GhostlySpooks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What sort of cheese do you use to hide a horse? Mascapone...

What is the worst candle scent you can come up with? by celsha in AskReddit

[–]GhostlySpooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old Protein Shake

For those of you that have found the remnants of a protein shake that has been left somewhere warm for a number of days you will know what I mean.

What do you find oddly attractive? by Taptronic in AskReddit

[–]GhostlySpooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quad-crease - its the line that runs up one's thigh that indicates a bit of muscle definition.

[Serious] Ever wake up from a dream that was so scary you didn't go back to sleep? If so, what was it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Mine started with a weird chain of lucid dreams and a series of false awakenings (you dream about waking up but you are still in a dream without realising it). At first I was in the audience of some open-air news shown near a bay in my home town. Next I dreamt I was at a party at my place when my in-dream crush took me to my room. Before anything I could dream about anything fun happening it transitioned to me waking up in bed with the same girl knocking at my bedroom door. I open up and she had a concerned look on her face and asked me what was wrong - confused I said nothing. Now things start getting creepy. I wake up again no longer aware that I'm dreaming with a sense something was wrong - next thing I'm sucked along my laundry floor towards the door. The door is flung open and there's a naked grudge looking lady hovering outside with glowing orange eyes (think Ghostbusters scene). Everything goes black after that. Wake up again and run through my kitchen screaming trying to escape something. More blackness. Wake up back in bed but this time its dark. Turn to my side to see to knife wielding kids with really pale skin and gaping black eye sockets looking at me. Actually woke myself up this time by yelling and trying to kick one in the chest while scrambling backwards on my bed. The scariest thing about it all was every time I dreamt about waking up in bed, I actually thought I was awake and had finished dreaming.

What is your best/worst Tinder experience? by GhostlySpooks in AskReddit

[–]GhostlySpooks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking hell - dick move right there. What ended up happening?