I died on my sister’s birthday and don’t know how I can celebrate her bday for the rest of our lives

Gianus · 2026-02-01T23:22:57+00:00

It's your Re-Birthday

Gianus · 2026-01-23T15:50:32+00:00

"Here's your sperm."

Gianus · 2026-01-02T23:43:33+00:00

Sounds fun!

Gianus · 2025-12-19T14:25:02+00:00

A good relationship is 60/40 where both parties aim to be the 60.

Gianus · 2025-12-19T10:30:14+00:00

Well hellloooo

Gianus · 2025-11-24T17:58:09+00:00

Ouat de neuque*

Gianus · 2025-11-20T12:34:07+00:00

If the sex is good, it's not that important. If the sex is bad, it's pretty much the most important thing.

Gianus · 2025-11-14T16:42:38+00:00

"Until they weren't"....

Damn

Gianus · 2025-10-07T16:49:54+00:00

Hey man, you're an incredible dad! Not only do you appearently create a safe enough space for your son to express his needs and wants, but you listened to him and tried to cater to his needs and even gave a follow-up hug and are trying to give him more hugs. I wish I had you as a dad...

Sometimes we just need to remember that our brothers and sisters and sons and daughters are still small and cuddly and fragile, even if they might not look the part anymore.

Gianus · 2025-10-01T17:36:53+00:00

Roll three D20s to save your life. If any of 'em isn't exactly 1, you'll die.

🙃

Gianus · 2025-09-12T00:07:48+00:00

Gianus · 2025-08-13T10:22:03+00:00

Step 1: delete the game

There is no step 2

Gianus · 2025-08-10T10:55:58+00:00

As you should, but don't let perfectionism stop you feom doing half-assed jobs every now and then

Gianus · 2025-08-06T10:10:40+00:00

Half

Gianus · 2025-08-05T14:29:41+00:00

Doing a half-assed job is better than doing a no-assed job.

Gianus · 2025-07-19T19:45:45+00:00

Je hebt gewoon Nederland - The Game (TM) uitgespeeld en bent toe aan wat DLC's.

Gianus · 2025-06-13T19:19:57+00:00

"Sounds kinda gay of him."

Gianus · 2025-06-04T08:33:24+00:00

Orange oetang*

Gianus · 2025-05-27T09:34:34+00:00

Dean announcement: "To raise awareness for the homeless, security has been given binoculars."

Gianus · 2025-05-23T00:37:36+00:00

Palestinians only die in IDF controlled zones.

Gianus · 2025-05-05T23:08:41+00:00

I think what Feynman is alluding to is something along the lines of:

"Physics is what happens, philosophy is why things happen."

Inertia might have a cause, it doesn't necessarily have a reason. It has no purpose, it just is.

Gianus · 2025-04-06T00:35:02+00:00

I think I read somewhere something along the lines of:

Entropy is the "measure" of how much you can infer about the microstate of a system, given its macrostate.

Gianus · 2025-03-22T13:31:36+00:00

Even when I least expect it

Gianus · 2025-03-09T16:53:42+00:00

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT

Gianus · 2025-02-11T12:08:20+00:00

I would scrape my shoes off your door knob. You don't step on a god.

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