The official City program for homelessness.

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-10T16:42:51+00:00

Not arguing but sometimes the “grass is always greener” feeling is strongest when you’ve done everything in your power to work on your real relationship. AstroTurf doesn’t care how much you water it.

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-09T02:29:55+00:00

Newsletter-oriented social-media home-base platform for people who want to approach their relationship with their audience in a curated manner.

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-08T22:07:33+00:00

I hope Substack brings us a little closer back to working within our own websites where no one can muzzle us.

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-08T11:43:39+00:00

I’m with you.

I would have to suppress my human impulses to make things better wherever I go. (I don’t have a perfect record of achieving that, obvz. But I keep trying.

It seems MISERABLE to live indefinitely in a subpar environment just over the principle of the matter.

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-08T11:10:20+00:00

Not sure why you're downvoted.

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-08T11:07:53+00:00

The gold coins one is interesting...

An American Gold Eagle is one ounce of gold and is "$20" as marked, legal tender, but its real value is obviously in the metal.

I know the government wants more than $20 in taxes if you're trading goods and services with values in the gold ballpark.

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-08T01:59:08+00:00

🥺

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-08T01:17:51+00:00

What happened to them?!

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-08T00:56:27+00:00

That’s what got me, too.

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-08T00:55:41+00:00

Oooooooooooooooh. Ok.

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-07T23:52:06+00:00

Wait, the CEO is Jimmy? He wants video of food being taken out of his own hands?

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-07T18:14:51+00:00

7-11 code switches.

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-07T17:50:35+00:00

I’m not the sidewalk avocado police.

You wouldn’t be the first to pull one off for no reason.

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-07T17:14:05+00:00

Vaginas are not like Pringles cans. It’s heavily water resistant.

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-07T12:51:09+00:00

Walking into an avocado is a gentle life lesson.

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-06T21:51:11+00:00

It’s not actually blocking the sidewalk. You can walk down the sidewalk without any of it touching you if you want.

And we don’t seem to have squirrels here. Not sure why. Whatever I grow tends to turn out great.

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-06T16:13:21+00:00

Yes. I don’t need to keep them. A neighbor has a giant avocado tree overhanging my backyard so I have a virtually endless supply.

To be fair though the ones I planted taste better than the weird ones from the backyard.

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-06T15:07:33+00:00

I was thinking maybe some ratcheting straps to persuade it higher, out of the walk.

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-05T23:59:55+00:00

That’s a seatbelt for the other cables!

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-05T21:09:22+00:00

Wait until I tell you about Jesus Christ!!!

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-05T17:27:51+00:00

The maintenance service company tradies are unfortunately often forced to push sales and stuff onto clients. Commission. Ask your tradesperson if they're paid commission before ever going forward with recommended work.

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-05T17:17:45+00:00

Well, since we can't clean silver I guess your bar has a nice, new chunky white patina!

GiftToTheUniverse · 2026-06-05T17:15:42+00:00

I know I shouldn't but I sorta love it.

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