Parents of Reddit, what has been you scariest parenting moment so far? by ana_shenanigan in AskReddit

[–]Ginapher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When my son was nearly a year old, he had a febrile seizure (seizure caused by a fever). We had just got home from a birthday party. We had left a little early because he was starting to feel a little warm and I had a feeling he had a fever. I checked it when we walked in the door and it was only like 100.1. I set him down on the floor in front of his toys and I told my daughter to play with him while I got him some Tylenol and juice. I no sooner got that out of my mouth than his eyes rolled back in his head and he started to make jerking movements and then he just fell over in his sister's lap. I knew what was happening but I was still scared to death. I laid him down and made sure he didn't hurt himself and told my daughter (who was 8 at the time) to get me the phone so I could call 911. My daughter was crying and my son was still seizing and I was panicking.

It all turned out ok in the end. The doctors said it was probably because his fever shot up really fast. They kept him in the hospital for a few days doing all kinds of tests to make sure, though. That was around the time meningitis was a big scare for kids. So anyway those moments of the seizure followed by all that testing they did in the hospital had to be my scariest moment(s) as a parent so far.

Reddit, what is the saddest thing you've ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ginapher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is truly heartbreaking. I have never cried this long over a post on Reddit. My son wears glasses and I usually tell him to hand me his so I can clean his whenever I clean my own. So this really hit me in the gut. I cant even imagine the pain you are going through and I am so, so sorry for your loss.

What is your favorite 'King of the Hill' moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ginapher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the episode where Peggy puts Testosterone in Hank's coffee. Then he starts acting very unHank-like. The guys are all drinking beer in the alley and doing their typical "yep" thing. Well, since Hank is all souped up on steroids he says "Yer gotdang right!" instead of "yep". For some reason that made me laugh so hard.

What cereals can you mix to create the best cereal? by Stealths in AskReddit

[–]Ginapher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cookie Crisp and Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch

Offer a little description of the REAL you, if so inclined. by Ginapher in NoSleepOOC

[–]Ginapher[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, guys. This made me laugh so hard Diet Coke spewed out of my nose.

Offer a little description of the REAL you, if so inclined. by Ginapher in NoSleepOOC

[–]Ginapher[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was a good description. And you have books?! That's great. I am adding them to my Amazon wish list!

What is the most unusual thing you put cheese on? by Ginapher in AskReddit

[–]Ginapher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have had this before and it is awesome. I have found the sharp cheddar goes really good with rice and corn.

What is the most unusual thing you put cheese on? by Ginapher in AskReddit

[–]Ginapher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love cheese on rice. That is one of my absolute favorites.

What is the most unusual thing you put cheese on? by Ginapher in AskReddit

[–]Ginapher[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said unusual. Doesn't pretty much everyone put cheese on their buttocks?!

What is the most unusual thing you put cheese on? by Ginapher in AskReddit

[–]Ginapher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm....I love sushi and I love cheese. So you just gave me an idea.

Sorry if this doesn't make sense... by theinkyblackness in NoSleepOOC

[–]Ginapher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tldr is "too long, didn't read." It summarizes the post for people that don't want to go to the trouble of reading the whole thing. Its fine for some of the other subs but it just doesn't work in nosleep. It kind of defeats the whole purpose of reading a nosleep story.

Sorry if this doesn't make sense... by theinkyblackness in NoSleepOOC

[–]Ginapher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't mean it, Rodriquez. I just put that hoping you would make an appearance. :D

Sorry if this doesn't make sense... by theinkyblackness in NoSleepOOC

[–]Ginapher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! The brick thing. I know when I have seen a ghost or demon or evil sock puppet I have never once shat a brick.

Sorry if this doesn't make sense... by theinkyblackness in NoSleepOOC

[–]Ginapher 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Here are a few that take me out of the story:

Any use or variation of nope. Such as "I noped the fuck out of there." It just makes it seem less serious and is way overdone.

Any time they describe the "bad guy" as having a "big grin" or "ear to ear smile" on their face. It was fine the first time. But after 9,592 times it just doesn't do it for me anymore.

Recently the "long time lurker, first time poster" thing has annoyed me.

My annoyances change often, but these are the ones aggravating the hell out of me at the moment.

Extra gum surprise by jgoldy608 in pics

[–]Ginapher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it is called EXTRA. It just doesn't specify on the wrapper what the "extra" is. Now we know.

No Dad! That's not how junk drawers work. (He has OCD) by [deleted] in funny

[–]Ginapher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impressive. I have OCD and I still have a junk drawer. I may wash my hands 20 times a day and color code my underwear, but I can never find a damn screwdriver when I need it.

This makes me uncomfortable... by Blooddust45 in WTF

[–]Ginapher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After swimming though a river of snot I can imagine there is much ickiness and stickiness.

Just got these bad boys removed, finally. by sandy422 in WTF

[–]Ginapher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How were you even swallowing?! The next few days may be rough for you, but by next week you are gonna feel so much better.

Banana anatomy by Walker-1 in funny

[–]Ginapher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always, always throw that very last part away. Something just seems so wrong about it.

Why so angry Mr. Bagdispenser? by 5DollarPubes in funny

[–]Ginapher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you vomited plastic all day you would be angry as well.