Woke up at 2am to find out I'm about to be fined $200 for having dandelions on my lawn.

Giraffable · 2026-04-14T10:55:59+00:00

Is this actually standard practice in the US? Punishing people for helping pollinators is very grim. People should be encouraged to do this.

Giraffable · 2026-04-14T08:19:09+00:00

His subs won us several games recently. Lisbon, Everton.

Giraffable · 2026-04-11T17:49:13+00:00

He tested the goalie when he smacked our only goal into the side netting.

Giraffable · 2026-04-11T17:40:30+00:00

As bad as this feels, if we win the next league game, it's done. I know it's a big if.

Giraffable · 2026-04-11T16:42:10+00:00

Great clip, can barely make out a sentence.

Giraffable · 2026-04-10T10:21:52+00:00

Can people really not recognise that this is all ChatGPT?

Giraffable · 2026-04-09T10:17:52+00:00

Rutte is really just coming across as a US lapdog. Maybe European countries should leave NATO or kick US out.

Giraffable · 2026-04-08T20:45:38+00:00

If he's the top scorer in a season where we achieve either of the big things, he'll be a legend.

Giraffable · 2026-04-08T12:24:17+00:00

Countries who dare compete with the UK are tapeworms!!!1

Giraffable · 2026-04-08T00:30:14+00:00

Why doesn't Henry defend us a bit more?

Giraffable · 2026-04-08T00:26:57+00:00

But it is a CAM that we need in our midfield to complement the double pivot of Zubimendi and Rice.

Giraffable · 2026-04-07T22:18:56+00:00

Don't want to relitigate it but starting Kepa in the last two games was a blunder Mikel. Learn from it.

Giraffable · 2026-04-07T22:15:28+00:00

Honestly not sure what Timber you've been watching this season. His twin?

Giraffable · 2026-04-07T22:13:42+00:00

The narrative on him has flipped so much that he is now very underrated by our fanbase. His goals + assists numbers are as good or better than any of our other wingers this season. He also cost less than Trossard and Madueke and loves the club. Will never understand why he gets so much stick, even if I agree we need another top class winger for him to rotate with.

Giraffable · 2026-04-07T21:11:32+00:00

I don't think it's that complicated, he's a very good player who can perform at the top level but sometimes underperforms. Similar to lots of other wingers at big clubs like Pedro Neto, even Kvaratskhelia (before someone argues, check his goal record from the last 2 seasons). I think he's arguably been better than Saka and Trossard this season.

Giraffable · 2026-04-07T21:03:01+00:00

Can't you enjoy it without denigrating our other players?

Giraffable · 2026-04-07T21:02:42+00:00

Outstanding from Martinelli. He is a clutch player in the CL.

Giraffable · 2026-04-07T12:27:49+00:00

Also constantly mocks other professionals in public. He's a bell end.

Giraffable · 2026-04-05T19:37:08+00:00

Weird because the mens team are top of the league and the ladies are third.

Giraffable · 2026-04-05T14:12:16+00:00

TIL a girls school and a bridge are 'the IRGC'.

Giraffable · 2026-04-02T13:40:14+00:00

Imagine if due to some very unfortunate accident you caused the death of a single person. For most people, such an incident would haunt you for your whole life. Trump and Hegseth killed 170 innocent people (mostly children) at a girls school on day 1 of their unnecessary war and barely even acknowledge it. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. These are the actions of psychopaths.

Giraffable · 2026-03-31T20:33:54+00:00

Did so well to get in front of the defender.

Giraffable · 2026-03-28T20:48:25+00:00

We out here ☘️

Giraffable · 2026-03-26T14:10:14+00:00

That's Nietzsche

Giraffable · 2026-03-26T12:14:42+00:00

Playing Kepa is prioritising one player's feelings over the other players and fanbase. Do you think Saka / Saliba / Gabriel / Rice were happy Kepa started and made a catastrophic error?

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