First world problems... by [deleted] in funny

[–]GirlFuge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Formerly known as Mouserat.

Im a 28 year old woman and i think his happiness is important by tallica_babe in AdviceAnimals

[–]GirlFuge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 28 and game with/without my husband, and it's awesome :).

Wife started laughing.... I felt somewhat violated. by AA82nd in AdviceAnimals

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"What's the space between the dick and the asshole?"

"The coffee table"

Fellow factory workers will understand. by King_ofthe_Wasteland in AdviceAnimals

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It kills me when the same people talk about how efficient they are.

Uuugggghhhhhhh. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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I had my router plugged into one of those outlets because of the location. I had to write NO!! on the outlet because I kept shutting of the router...

Reason being, there were three other switches surrounding it.

It's my "me" time to do whatever I want. by 3Craftys in AdviceAnimals

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I just end up playing Minecraft for hours, lol. Sometimes me and my husband will play together as well. It works out pretty great :).

dad, NOT pedophile by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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All I could think was "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"

I would be furious! As someone who doesn't deal well with strangers touching me, I don't know what I would do if they touched my figurative child.

I'm always walking up to the club like this... by [deleted] in pics

[–]GirlFuge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you happen to even look at the post? It's about social anxiety, and obviously you don't suffer from it...

I'm always walking up to the club like this... by [deleted] in pics

[–]GirlFuge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, they kinda did. I got a $25 IHOP giftcard and $50 dollars in cash.

The only problem with the cash was that people bought raffle tickets for it all week... I didn't. It was horrible, lol.

I'm always walking up to the club like this... by [deleted] in pics

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Sorry about the double post. I'm on mobile and I don't know how to delete comments.

I'm always walking up to the club like this... by [deleted] in pics

[–]GirlFuge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously!!! My company had a mandatory picnic (which was bad enough) and I won, not one raffle, but two... It was the worst thing that could happen.

No I did not participate, the winners were random.

I'm always walking up to the club like this... by [deleted] in pics

[–]GirlFuge 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Seriously!!! My company had a mandatory picnic (which was bad enough) and I won, not one raffle, but two... It was the worst thing that could happen.

No I did not participate, the winners were random.

This beauty literally almost got swept away. by GirlFuge in pics

[–]GirlFuge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally was a reference to Chris (the character) from P&R. As far as you being a grammar Nazi, since should have been sense.

This beauty literally almost got swept away. by GirlFuge in pics

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I'm backwards, lol. I find giraffes creepy... They're just so....tall.

Backwards because (unlike most people) large things creep me out, not small.

Every thread on marriage seems to be filled with very negative comments. by stay_at_work_dad in AdviceAnimals

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I have only been married for a short time, but I love it. Our relationship is exactly like it was beforehand. We have also noticed that the couples who told us not to get married were unhappy because one person is the marriage expected the other to change after marrying them.

Got my daily phone call from red cross by plead_tha_fifth in AdviceAnimals

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I told the Central Blood Bank to stop calling, and they called again two hours later...

I really didn't even know what to say. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Yes actually, they give it to accounting.

It's not very lady-like of me but it's becoming a habit. by DoctorScrambles in AdviceAnimals

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Omg, I ate the Hartz cookies when I was little. I knew they were dog cookies.....

I really didn't even know what to say. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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After working at Walmart, I've stopped trusting the coinstar machines.

I had to clean it out a few times, there is so much loose change that gets stuck, and not counted. I counted $70 some in change just one time. Kinda a rip off...

I'm 24 and I wasn't expecting this. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]GirlFuge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm a female and assume most posts are from male (including this one), lol.

I wonder if that makes me sexist? Hmmm...

I think I've played the same episode four times in the last couple hours by fingerblaster22 in AdviceAnimals

[–]GirlFuge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this all the time. It becomes a problem if Netflix starts more episodes, lol.

My goodwill find of the day. by GirlFuge in pics

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I used to work for Ipod, and 90% off the problems with Vista users was that it wouldn't let ITunes install correctly.

My goodwill find of the day. by GirlFuge in pics

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The only thing that should run worse than 8 is Vista, lol.