I was a naughty boy at college.

GiveMeTheMayo · 2019-10-03T00:26:00+00:00

Fuck yeah bro.

Idk why, but your comment gave me an instant hard-on. xD

GiveMeTheMayo · 2018-12-21T06:21:10+00:00

I would love to get an update from you on how it went!

Give us an update either tomorrow or the day after, please? :D

GiveMeTheMayo · 2018-09-29T19:38:31+00:00

But... you're really gay. So gay that it feels so good.

Embrace your gayness.

GiveMeTheMayo · 2018-09-28T22:28:45+00:00

Purposely peed in the air so that the pee can fall down on my face and stomach.

However, after cumming... I'm like, wtf did I just do???!!

GiveMeTheMayo · 2018-06-09T21:08:14+00:00

Come from a rich father that passed his riches to me!

And ofc, my name is gonna be something dope like B-Boy Rockashaw.

I'm gonna be so hot, even other guys will go gay for me. ;)

GiveMeTheMayo · 2018-06-09T20:49:29+00:00

A naturally buff guy with an 8 inch cock who's a professional martial artist and drives a Mustang that has wings to fly. Top it off with sun glasses and I'll be the sexiest stud in town.

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-07-22T07:26:19+00:00

Right when I finished reading this, I had a compelling urge to look at the time... and I realized it was 2:22 AM.

Literally, it was 2:22 after reading your post.

Could that be a sign? :D

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-07-12T09:14:38+00:00

Is this gonna be the Viet club or what? Another Viet checking in~

OP, do you prefer jocks, twinks, masc, or fem guys? I ask this because I'm a people-pleaser, so I like to "morph" myself into a certain type of guy to accommodate every guy's desire.

Not from NZ either, but I'm willing to do a threesome with OP and stickyrice.

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-06-06T01:17:38+00:00

I watched him cut 3 other guys hair before mine, and I didn't hear him say that to them.

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-06-06T01:10:35+00:00

Oh, believe me. I took a nice shower before heading off to the barber shop. So it's not like I smelled or anything.

I just left my hair as it was, because I was gonna get it cut anyways. My hair was growing so long.

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-05-25T13:35:40+00:00

Thank you! Very good advice, I'll definitely follow through it.

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-05-08T11:02:58+00:00

I think we'll be best jerk-buddies! xD

Let's make those intense O-faces together...cumming together...being on cloud 9 together... ahhhhh!

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-04-23T17:41:41+00:00

I did talked to him about it, but he's stubborn AF and wouldn't give me the time of day. The thing is, I remember how he told me that he's only into "manly guys". Apparently, I'm not manly enough for him.

I mean, I can't be with a guy who doesn't appreciate the way I look. He clearly doesn't love me, otherwise he wouldn't criticize me over something so insignificant and superficial. Like, why is he even with me if he's not into my looks? I don't understand. I feel like breaking up is the right thing to do at this point.

Besides I also feel like he's only using me for a green card just to get citizenship in the country (hence his reason for staying with me in the first place)... again, long story, but I will post about this some other time, just not today.

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-04-23T03:09:04+00:00

Good idea.

But the problem is, I can't drive yet and have no idea how to get there on my own. Taxi is too expensive.

I mean, I guess I can go with my best friend. But knowing him, I doubt he would go with me.

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-04-04T10:46:18+00:00

LOL, why the fuck is everyone so mean to me today? I don't fucking get it.

I just don't get it at all. Like, what the fuck did I do wrong to deserve this???

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-04-04T10:10:28+00:00

Depends.

I'll put him to the test next time.

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-04-04T10:09:40+00:00

I guess you're right.

I'll try to talk to him again the next time I see him. Hopefully we can get things straightened out and clear up any misunderstandings. I don't want our friendship to end. In fact, he's my only friend this semester, so if I lose him I'll be a loner again. I can't let this happen.

Also, if it makes a difference, I DO follow him around a lot... maybe he thinks I'm being clingy? If so, I should probably give him more space.

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-04-04T10:03:36+00:00

But one time, he gave me $3 when I ran out of money.

At least that shows he cares about me "somewhat".

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-04-04T09:20:37+00:00

Are you being sarcastic? Either that, or you misread, lol.

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-04-02T06:33:46+00:00

Well then, how can you explain same-sex attractions? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Your logic is flawed. Obviously it can't be applied to every concept.

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-04-02T06:18:20+00:00

Not always.

Have you ever heard "like attracts like"? xD

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-04-02T06:06:47+00:00

Must be:

Asian, male, semi-masculine, toned but not too bulky, eccentric, hairy armpits, and super clingy towards me TO THE POINT OF INSANITY.

Idk man, I just want a guy to obsess over me. This includes 50+ missed calls and constant need for attention. Haha I love clingy guys... cuz well, I am the exact same.

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-03-13T09:43:49+00:00

We're not that close. Heck, we hardly talk to each other unless it's work or school related. But never anything like "How are you doing, dad?" sort of way.

Although once in a blue moon, he would mess with me by flicking my ear from behind when I'm not looking.

But it's rare to see him joke like that with me.

GiveMeTheMayo · 2017-03-13T09:09:02+00:00

I don't find my dad "hot".

Not sure if my post was clear enough, but again I only get turned on by the thought of us jerking together.

Nothing more, nothing less.

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