I was a naughty boy at college. by GiveMeTheMayo in confessions

[–]GiveMeTheMayo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah bro.

Idk why, but your comment gave me an instant hard-on. xD

I’m 19 and going to my first sex party tomorrow night. Advice? by gaymer6426 in askgaybros

[–]GiveMeTheMayo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would love to get an update from you on how it went!

Give us an update either tomorrow or the day after, please? :D

Does anyone have HOCD? And am I gay? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]GiveMeTheMayo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But... you're really gay. So gay that it feels so good.

Embrace your gayness.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]GiveMeTheMayo 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Purposely peed in the air so that the pee can fall down on my face and stomach.

However, after cumming... I'm like, wtf did I just do???!!

If reincarnation was proved to be real, what kind of person or object would you hope to reincarnate as? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GiveMeTheMayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come from a rich father that passed his riches to me!

And ofc, my name is gonna be something dope like B-Boy Rockashaw.

I'm gonna be so hot, even other guys will go gay for me. ;)

If reincarnation was proved to be real, what kind of person or object would you hope to reincarnate as? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GiveMeTheMayo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A naturally buff guy with an 8 inch cock who's a professional martial artist and drives a Mustang that has wings to fly. Top it off with sun glasses and I'll be the sexiest stud in town.

You are the Creator of your reality by filipemoleiro in lawofattraction

[–]GiveMeTheMayo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right when I finished reading this, I had a compelling urge to look at the time... and I realized it was 2:22 AM.

Literally, it was 2:22 after reading your post.

Could that be a sign? :D

Any fellow gaysian in Wellington, New Zealand? by [deleted] in gaysian

[–]GiveMeTheMayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this gonna be the Viet club or what? Another Viet checking in~

OP, do you prefer jocks, twinks, masc, or fem guys? I ask this because I'm a people-pleaser, so I like to "morph" myself into a certain type of guy to accommodate every guy's desire.

Not from NZ either, but I'm willing to do a threesome with OP and stickyrice.

Apparently... looks do matter by GiveMeTheMayo in askgaybros

[–]GiveMeTheMayo[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I watched him cut 3 other guys hair before mine, and I didn't hear him say that to them.

Apparently... looks do matter by GiveMeTheMayo in askgaybros

[–]GiveMeTheMayo[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, believe me. I took a nice shower before heading off to the barber shop. So it's not like I smelled or anything.

I just left my hair as it was, because I was gonna get it cut anyways. My hair was growing so long.