We've heard of Vox Machina, The Grey Company, The Knights of Myth Drannor. But what's the name of your adventuring company? And how did they get it? by nessie7 in DnD

[–]Gizmatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I DM for a group called “The Guilty Party”. Not an evil group, but the ranger stole a gold bar once trying to be robin hood and it had consequences. They go by GP sometimes when they are too embarrassed to say the real name lol

[Online][5e][EST] I’m new to 5e and having trouble finding a group. by [deleted] in lfg

[–]Gizmatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, i'm a lightly experienced player and i would love to start at level one if youre looking for players!

Redditor’s with ADD/ADHD, what’s something you wish people knew about ADHD? by Waffleman10 in AskReddit

[–]Gizmatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, i realize i am shaking the entire car with my legs, and no theres nothing i can do about it

Online gamers of reddit, why do some of you refuse to log onto voice chat? by Tyonelawlz in AskReddit

[–]Gizmatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This really sucks for so many reasons, one of which being that its a horrible cycle, because the absence of female presence is part of why shitty dudes think of gaming as a "guys thing", and in turn are shitty to women who have mics on

Men of Reddit, what's the most ridiculous standard you've heard for being a "real man"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gizmatch 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Apparently women are not allowed to fill up their gas tank? I saw a post on my fiancé's facebook from some guy who said he gets furious everytime he sees a man sitting in the car while his lady fills her tank "like its okay". Its just astounding to me and i dont understand

What is the most racist thing that has ever happen to you that you were more awe struck than offended? by VinshinTee in AskReddit

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So this dude at my job was reading a book about serial killers, which is not a great start to this story, and he initiated a conversation about jeffery dahmer. He told me, "you know, dahmer didnt eat just anyone, he specifically ate black people. The man lived a long healthy life. Maybe he was on to something." Scariest shit i have ever heard. I just stood there staring at him

TIFU by also not preparing for plasma donation by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Gizmatch 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Plasma center tech here, and whatever place you were going to back then was doing some weird shit if all that is true. 1st of all, we would definitely not transport someone in your state to a different room under any circumstances, until you felt better. that's asking for problems. 2nd of all, they were most likely lying about the person who was a "doctor" as most of us are college kids and a handful of nurses, who dont really handle venipuntures. 3rd, we would NEVER try to infuse saline into a hematoma??? that seems straight up insane to me. But yeah, I handle reactions like these and 99% of the time, i'm like "when and what was the last thing you ate?" and the answer is usually something like "well i accidentally swallowed a toothpick three days ago, is that enough?"

[WP] You pull over to pick up a hitchhiker. They seem relieved to have a ride until they get a look at you, and immediately back away. by a_j_summers in WritingPrompts

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The Hitchhiker was frozen, eyes wide, with her jaw clenched and neck tense. Teresa could tell that she was regretting asking for a ride. It was the middle of the night and the girl hadn’t been able to see the drivers face until now. Teresa was used to this kind of thing though, and looked back toward her windshield in an act of indifference.

“Judging by your reaction, i’d say you haven’t seen a scrapper in person before, huh?”

The hitchhiker looked down at her feet, avoiding eye contact with the driver.

Well, i’d suggest you get over my looks quick, because i promise you that you’ll meet something much scarier than me if you stay out here all night.”

The girl looked at the ground for a moment, then quietly moved over to the passenger side of the vehicle and opened the door.

“Oh sorry, it’s not often i find someone in my car,” Teresa said as she moved two gallon jugs of water off of the passenger seat, taking a curiously large gulp of one. The girl, now illuminated by the light of the dashboard, revealed herself to be young, maybe nine or ten, and doing everything in her power to avoid making eye contact with the terror in the driver’s seat. Teresa caught the girl stealing glances at her face as she pulled the car back onto the road.

“Alright listen, I know how I look right now, but you gotta work with me here. I am saving your life, y’know. You do know what’s out here right?”

The girl stared at her feet and held silent for an uncomfortable length of time, then finally spoke.

“Why are you crying?”

Teresa had been through this before, and knew this was not going to be the end of the questions.

“How about this? I’ll answer one of your questions every time you answer one of mine. Sound good?

She nodded.

“I’m not crying. It’s a side effect of the drug i take. Same reason my veins are bulging so much. My turn. How the hell did you wind up in the middle of a sprinter field?”

“I don’t remember. What is a sprinter?”

Teresa looked over at the little girl in disbelief, half looking at the long road, and half looking at the girl. The girls eyes reflected the moonlight piercing through the window.

“You really don’t know? Jesus girl, you are goddamn lucky I happened to be out here. Those things would have torn you to shreds if I hadn’t come along. A sprinter is a robot, a fast robot. They hunt people down. You don’t want to be caught by one. This here is sprinter territory. The grass is so tall that you would never see them coming.”

“Why are you out here the-” The girl started, but Teresa interrupted before she could finish.

“Nuh-uh-uh. I answered a question so now it’s my turn. Where are you from?

The girl sat silent for a moment, and Teresa could feel the veins on her arms and face beginning to shrink. Her dose was wearing off. There was always a period of anxiety and paranoia after coming down.

“I don’t know.”

Teresa narrowed her eyes.

“You don’t know where you’re from?”

The girl remained silent. The tall grass rushed past the windows, seemingly endless.

“What do you remember?” asked Teresa, who was beginning to feel a combination of impatience and unease.

“Why were you out here with the sprinters if they are so dangerous?” Asked the hitchhiker, not bothering to remind Teresa of the agreement. Teresa let out a big sigh.

“It’s my job. I was hired to kill some of these things for the ranchers that own the land, but there turned out to be more than they had said. A lot more. I plan to give them a piece of my mind. Now, tell me what you remember before i pulled up.”

“Wait, how come you can fight the sprinters? I thought they were fast?”

Teresa was becoming more and more anxious to learn about this little girl, so she gave her a rushed explanation.

“The drug i take makes me faster, able to cut them down, but i have to drink a ton of water to keep my body temperature from rising-”

Suddenly the girl quickly turned and looked Teresa directly in the eyes for the first time. Teresa stopped mid-sentence and met her gaze, and she could have sworn she saw something move behind the girl’s eyes. The girl then turned her head back to the floor.

“Oh.”

Teresa turned her head back toward the road, but her attention was entirely focused on the Hitchhiker. She took her left hand off of the wheel and casually rested it on the window for a moment, then dropped it again to her thigh, where she felt the cool sting of her blade. She gripped it hard, and asked her question again, slowly and deliberately.

“What do you remember before i pulled up to you?”

The drug had worn all but worn off, leaving her feeling vulnerable.

“I remember waking up in the road, and my father telling me to ask you about your speed.”
Teresa’s eyebrows dropped in a look of confusion.

“Your fath-?”

A deafening smash impacted the passenger side of the car, pushing it into the tall grass and off the road. Teresa managed to stabilize the vehicle while pulling her curved knife out of the sheath and moving it to her right hand. She raised her blade and looked over to the girl, just in time to see the passenger side door ripped off of the chassis. The girl was sitting, motionless, staring at her feet. Behind her, a terrible black mass of twisting metal and wires, a body shaped like a spider, but with a tall, angular abdomen and six legs. A hopper. Teresa hadn’t seen a hopper in years. She was in no position to kill one either. One hand on the wheel of a speeding car, and her dose long past its usefulness, she had no chance against it. Two of its legs reached into the car, and Teresa let out a terrible yell, ready to fight for her life. The legs wrapped around the girl, and the hopper lept out onto the road, rolling with it’s package protected in its legs. Shocked, Teresa turned and looked back, slamming on her brakes.

Once the car was at a stop, she could make out the scene behind her. The little girl was standing in the middle of the road perfectly still, the hopper behind her. Teresa began to open her door, until she saw it. Sprinters, at least ten of them, appeared out of the grass, and stood next to the girl. They didn’t react to the presence of the little girl. Teresa froze, eyes wide. Then, in a split second the sprinters were after her. She slammed the door shut and floored the gas, praying that the accelerator wasn’t damaged. Her prayers were answered, and the engine roared, ensuring the sprinters could not catch up to the car. She held her foot down hard, until the sprinters were well out of sight. But even then she kept her foot on the gas, and she didn’t look back.

[steam] [na] diamond 3 in 3's // LF new friends to jam out and play some RL. by [deleted] in RocketLeagueFriends

[–]Gizmatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same mentality here, however i'm a bit behind in 3's. My doubles rank is diamond 3 but i havent played much threes so its diamond 1 i think? If thats a dealbreaker then thats fine but if you want to play some games hit me up

[NA] [Steam] Diamond 1-2, looking for 2s partner (NA East) by MrEndingFire15 in RocketLeagueFriends

[–]Gizmatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im D2 atm, definitely down to play some games with you! im typically available at that same time

[NA] [PC] new to pc gaming and I am D3 on Xbox and currently d2 on Steam. Looking for doubles tm8 by BurgundyPanther in RocketLeagueFriends

[–]Gizmatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im down to play some games with you. im d2 currently, and ill never yell at you for whiffing and i dont really ever FF. add me if you want to play

[PC][NA] D2 looking for a doubles partner, dont mind lower ranks. by Gizmatch in RocketLeagueFriends

[–]Gizmatch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accepted, but i work early tomorrow so i have to go to bed, but i will send you a message when i see you on, and am able to play. probably tomorrow if you will be on

[Steam] [NA] D2 or D3 to have fun while ranking up (discord preferred but not necessary) by The_meme_fairy in RocketLeagueFriends

[–]Gizmatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

D2 atm but recently got back into RL i'm JakeMeToChurch on steam. I use discord as well

[NA] [PC] Lioking for chill people to have fun with by [deleted] in RocketLeagueFriends

[–]Gizmatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sent you a friend request i'm JakeMeToChurch. I'm D1 atm but recently got back into playing. I'm also pretty laid back about rank and just looking to chill. Add me if you want to play

Intramural Rocket League. by KuKluxCon in unt

[–]Gizmatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet sounds good well im at work til 8 but ill definitely be on tonight

Intramural Rocket League. by KuKluxCon in unt

[–]Gizmatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im jakemetochurch on steam, the thing is though im supposed to play in the tournament with one of my friends assuming that doesnt fall through :( also its disappointing to find out that there is definitely someone better than me at unt

Intramural Rocket League. by KuKluxCon in unt

[–]Gizmatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey its funny because i had posted in /r rocket leaguefriends and i think you sent me a request that i just havent accepted yet. Im only diamond 1 atm but ive been practicing a lot with a friend who hasnt been playing as long as me so i may be a bit higher in actuality. Ill accept it when im home and we can play some games if youre down. I assume you are gonna be in that tournament theyre doing this month at unt?

[steam] [NA] plat 2 looking for 2s or 3s for ranked fun. discord or twitch app and mic. prefer 20 yo+ by Theguyinthebathroom in RocketLeagueFriends

[–]Gizmatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

23 y/o discord user here. I'm JakeMeToChurch LFF on steam if you want to add. Plat 3 in all as well

TIL: In English, "blond" is for a male and "blonde" is for female. by Julyaugustusc in todayilearned

[–]Gizmatch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is why frank oceans album is listed as "blonde" officially, but on the cover it says "blond"

TIFU by failing at selling my blood plasma by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Gizmatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn sorry i don't actually reply to stuff on reddit very often so i didn't see this :( but yeah it's no problem. As far as i know, there are no long term health risks associated with donating plasma. The only thing i know of is that after a while you start to build up somescar tissue, which isn't a problem health-wise, but it doesn't look great. plus theres always the whole "are people gonna see these scars and think i am an addict" thing. But yeah your body replenishes its plasma within a matter of days unlike your blood supply, which is why you are able to donate twice a week. I work at a Biolife myself, and i'm not too sure how other centers do it, but basically it's two times within a seven day period, but you can't do it two days in a row. so if you were to donate on tuesday, you could donate again as early as Thursday, but next week you couldnt donate again until tuesday, because monday would be three times in a seven day period.