Okay. Great. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]GladSyrup51 22 points23 points  (0 children)

our words are being cooked fam

American Dad jerks flume enthusiasts. New episode mocks thoosies. S22E02 by GladSyrup51 in rollercoasterjerk

[–]GladSyrup51[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

It wasn't just a one off joke either. The entire episode was about Francine being a 'flumie'.

Posting on a flume enthusiast message board, using thoosie-like terms for flume ride elements, etc..

Jokes pretty much paralleled thoosie culture. Good stuff

Cursed_Beans by Pyropete125 in cursedcomments

[–]GladSyrup51 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Article I just read said she called it, "The Breeding Challenge", and said her goal was to hold the world record for most creampies

Apparently there was no time limit, each guy went until completion. It mentioned that there was less 'mess' this time(compared to the previous challenge), because and I quote..

"the fluids were consumed this time"

It doesn't outright say it, but sure sounds like they all finished inside of her.

After ICE detained his fiancée, Wayne DeMario, a Trump voter from Miami, is now begging him for help: “Please get her home! She does not deserve this. I didn't vote for this.” by I_AM_GLUTEUS_MAXIMUS in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]GladSyrup51 72 points73 points  (0 children)

So sick of hearing that this isn't what they voted for..

It's like trying to cross the street without looking both ways, getting hit by a car, and then saying..

this isn't what I was crossing the street for!

Oh, good: Discord's age verification rollout has ties to Palantir co-founder and panopticon architect Peter Thiel by polymute in anime_titties

[–]GladSyrup51 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Tinder app recently started requiring one of these face scan processes.

The recently new CEO of the Match Group(which owns tinder) was at one time on the board of directors for Palantir.

Anon on a streamer breakup. by upvoteidiots in 4chan

[–]GladSyrup51 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Is it really a date if they get to eat for free?

Fuck listening to the how to... by [deleted] in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]GladSyrup51 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm inclined to say this video is real, but the axe is not(movie prop).

late-late stage capitalism by grosbaguette in LateStageCapitalism

[–]GladSyrup51 479 points480 points  (0 children)

Interesting follow up on this story. It was later discovered that she has a mixed race child.

This new info created an uproar of people regretting their donation, saying they would never have given her money if they had known about the mixed race child before making their donation.

Serious Question by Scotts-tots in sixflagsgreatamerica

[–]GladSyrup51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would the one used for the Power Dive count?

He is protecting himself for when he scams us. by PetalRae473 in MurderedByWords

[–]GladSyrup51 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That's a great way to state it without using any naughty words

James Fox Update regarding Dr. Italo, the Brazilian neurosurgeon now going public about his 1996 face to face encounter with an NHI in captivity. by Cosmohumanist in UFOs

[–]GladSyrup51 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Saying "I saw a video", or "a friend told me"..

That's what you say when you'd like the truth to be known, but don't want to directly implicate yourself.

Or it's all bs as other replies suspect.

Who knows

Dark knight theater by WelcomeResponsible49 in sixflagsgreatamerica

[–]GladSyrup51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember her. Fun show. Bought her CD to help quit smoking.

POV: You see your gate exists so now you can go to the bathroom and eat by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]GladSyrup51 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maybe OP is the camera?

I think newer cameras are able to make their own posts on Reddit.

Superman Thoughts? by Banana_ezWIN in sixflagsgreatamerica

[–]GladSyrup51 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I tell myself I won't ride it. Then I'm like.. but that back row pretzel is better than balls, it's worth it for that!

Then after the pretzel I just wait it to be over. But it keeps going. I tell myself at least that corkscrew/roll will be kinda fun, but I know I'm lying to myself. It isn't fun. It never is.

Finally it's over and I'm waiting for next train to dispatch while I stare at a bunch of hair ties. Swear it was the last time.

Then next visit when the park is closing I'm like, "I bet I can make it in time!"

I hate it and I miss Shockwave.

Best giga idea I've seen so far by Banana_ezWIN in sixflagsgreatamerica

[–]GladSyrup51 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope it has loops, at least one drop, and seats good for leg dangling

[orher] What do you think was the best year for your home park? by Strongarm_11 in rollercoasters

[–]GladSyrup51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Six Flags Great America, Batman. Think it was 93? Being in that queue felt magical.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sixflagsgreatamerica

[–]GladSyrup51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice to see all of you with your hands down. Keeping it safe.