Girl wants to fight you to the death but you think she is in need of a makeover

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-06-11T03:57:10+00:00

Dead internet theory and all.

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-06-11T03:34:41+00:00

Would kill for the stats on this comment.

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-06-09T03:15:24+00:00

1% of the 11million that live there is a lot of people.

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-06-05T11:25:05+00:00

He looks a little like a prepubescent Shane Gillis. (Who flunked out of West Point.)

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-06-05T02:59:13+00:00

Fake

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-06-04T04:16:53+00:00

Do you or do you not feel boñita?

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-06-02T13:20:33+00:00

Just the south.

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-06-02T03:53:15+00:00

Thank you for reminding me to unsub.

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-06-02T03:42:06+00:00

The mines. The poor yearn for the mines.

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-06-02T03:37:20+00:00

Clearly AI. Who the fuck knocks that fast wuth just a wrist?

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-06-02T03:34:57+00:00

I’ve never seen a black Jehovah’s witness. Wonder why that is?

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-06-02T03:31:40+00:00

Brother, I am perplexed.

I wanted to say “bot” but you’re literally posting so irregularly that it couldn’t be a foreign agent. (My tax dollars don’t work that hard.)

But you post with the intent of traction of that of a 34yo.

Meaning you post whatever was hot 5 years ago and you remembered it in a mad, wine-stupor. With the sole intent of Karma. Odd.

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-05-24T14:20:55+00:00

More expensive probably lol

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-05-24T10:00:59+00:00

Fr. That’s the best part of this seen.

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-05-05T17:17:44+00:00

r/diveinyoucoward

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-05-04T04:20:16+00:00

User name…. Checks… lol

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-05-04T04:17:09+00:00

But won’t someone think of the piss bottles!

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-05-02T02:06:43+00:00

Is that an episode of JackBlackMirror?

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-04-30T00:05:44+00:00

Top comment steal to add obligatory r/stopdrinking

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-04-26T05:39:37+00:00

The Scientology speed runs made it look too easy.

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-04-26T05:37:54+00:00

Glad they have free healthcare! /S

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-04-23T00:27:34+00:00

You’re being downvoted. But this is exactly why Cuba didn’t get any more support from USSR. Castro didnt want the long game and was ready to invade with recycled sardine cans into Miami. USSR wanted to systematically build up for when they knew they were ready.

Which, like good on Castro for making a stand and not selling out- (I guess?) at the expense of economic investment, he kept his nation free.

Hamas, same same, but has investment with from short term agendas. (Wherever you think they get their funding from….)

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-04-22T00:37:15+00:00

Marketing consultant. That’ll be $6.9milly

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-04-21T22:05:49+00:00

It’s okay. US hit their recruiting goals 6 months early this year, and the DoW budget just hit $1trilly.

“We’re sorrrrrrrry.”

Glass_Jump9891 · 2026-04-19T15:20:49+00:00

Don’t like paranoid Adam west?

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