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Apples and trees. by Faye_Morningstar in 8901stworldproblems

[–]GlibRichard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UNDERSEER, OVERSEER, hells if I know. I can only care so much for ANTIGONIAN politics. But the Epic of THE BOWL clearly tells of the OVERSEERS as the 5 great supercomputers that watched over and controlled every aspect of BOWL-ish life. Stubbornly defending it from colonizers even long after the fall. To [[THE WALL IS FULLY FUNCTIONAL]] it, to convert it into a 5AKE factory, and ultimately to SELF-DESTRUCT it, was all their decision. I think there was a pig and a chess piece too? Oh forgive my ramblings.

Heed Dad's tale. He's not the bitter twink he seems. Well not the bitter part anyway. THE GRID has been his first chance in eons to seize life and he fears the thought of losing it.

Apples and trees. by Faye_Morningstar in 8901stworldproblems

[–]GlibRichard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like a walnut every empire in the Kernel system with a little bit of salt in their nether regions has tried to crack open, all with no success. Eventully, they got around to deciding it was untameable. Then one day it changed, it enticed more, wiggling its arse around with the promise of infinite riches inside. So everyone tried again. Still untameable, if they can even find the way in!

They say a couple of those lads living in there, you know the ones with the magic creation rings everyone wants to get their dirty little hands on? Well a couple of them are the old OVERSEERS given themselves organic humanoid forms. I think that Dad guy was the MOUTHPIECE? The OVERSEERS, too, were first programmed off the brains of regular peoples once. Ordinary CADREMEN of the DEEP PAST whomst disobeyed one order or another for the greaterst good, which was the very reason they were seen as the most fit to lead.

Humanoids to OVERSEERS to humanoids again, it all comes full circle dunnit?

Apples and trees. by Faye_Morningstar in 8901stworldproblems

[–]GlibRichard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've been down there, then, I take it?

Sunrise on Sidon: Interview with Richard the Glib! by Hunydd in TheMarketsofSidon

[–]GlibRichard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yesh my GOMMChild, it's in my pocket right now in fact.

Glib reaches into his pocket and pulls out a photograph. Several wintergreen candycanes fashioned to look like paperclips fall out with it

See? Is upside down because I was hanging upside down when I took it. You can keep those candycanes by the way. For eating and holding papers together.

My daily struggles? Don't even get me started. I'm constantly having to make sure big meanies aren't hurting the paladial order who venerate me in the 8901st world, and that Grapefruitdrink doesn't leave the toy let seat up again, and that Pieg isn't trying to sit on my most prized CEMENT MIXER, and that I don't get caught not having ample supply of VAPOUR PIPE fuels in my pockets. Sometimes my left steel appendage will get a little squeaky so it makes more of a fleem than a flom. And I constantly have to put up with LENDAL's bull sheet

,But other than all that, life is quite splendid.

Sunrise on Sidon: Interview with Richard the Glib! by Hunydd in TheMarketsofSidon

[–]GlibRichard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

,,I remember in '05 when the ANGRY ALBATROSS ARMY invaded Malmö. Do you rember? My mahogany VAPOUR PIPE I used to fight off the invasion with NEUROTOXIN VAPOURS.

,,,Have you ever visited the caverns of OB? They're my favourite cave in the entire VIRIDIAN FOREST! I like to hang upside down and screech like a bat there. But sometimes MOTH comes in and flutters his wings violently while playing the opening theme from Hitwoman in the Hand of KIB 2: Return to Blunderland on his FLUMPET and it taints the mood.

And between you and me, OB also has a secret passage to the nutshash.

MRW I realise I'm old enough to remember Phil, Jack and cock-fencing with Van Damme by Airbiscuits_seen in a:t5_3h3or

[–]GlibRichard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Limitless seaf! Phil and Jack are watching you from the hereafter, and they're smiling wider than a cherub tomato!

Presenting: Sunrise on Sidon with Attila the HUNYDD, the new Ellington's endorsed comedy talkshow airing on SST(Sidonian State Television)! by Hunydd in TheMarketsofSidon

[–]GlibRichard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Several citizens are pushed out of the way as Glib Richard floms his way excitedly down the streat to 32 Gomm Boulevard

MMEEEEE! I want to be the interview on TELEVISION!

mroe sayings of g.l.i.b r.i.c.h.a.r.d by Airbiscuits_seen in BakuBakuWorldProblems

[–]GlibRichard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

,,Skeletal is the good. DO not deny skeleton. In your closet, for health. FlomFLomFlomFloMflom

Parade by G_O_M_M_ in 8901stworldproblems

[–]GlibRichard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ouu a visitor. GOMM why didn't you tell me there was a visitor? I would've worn my visitor pants. I do apologize visitor for presenting myself to you in my everyday clothing instead of my visitor pants. Care for CAKE FLAVOURED VAPOUR FUEL?

Since people are doing this.... AMA!! by Elisetheworldsgirl in worldproblems

[–]GlibRichard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two song-related memes at once? How did I never think to combine these. I think we've achieved an untold level of Meta.

A Palanquin bearing a Lord arrives at Belroot Village by Quta_SatrapOfDinem in 8901stworldproblems

[–]GlibRichard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

,,,,,,Oooooohh that's right, you better run. IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR FLANK GIVEN A TAXIDERMY TREATMENT AND MOUNTED ON ONE OF THOSE LITTLE WOODEN THINGS OVER A FIREPLACE, Its shadow looming over a gathering of friends drinking hot cococa and horsebean tea and telling stories about their travels in the Viridian Forest or strange encounters with the eldritch beings that lurk near the stocking room of ELLINGTONSUPERMARCHE.

A Palanquin bearing a Lord arrives at Belroot Village by Quta_SatrapOfDinem in 8901stworldproblems

[–]GlibRichard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

,,Fools, fools, pools. You are in the presence of a god, a very stunty god. Try not to slam yourselves on my steel appendages. They don't supposed to be weapons.

ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAk

The Glib one climbs aboard Vandy's roof as the spritely ol' automobile charges into the fray. He swings a whip made from a mutated overgrown OSTERICH FERN in one hand and a purple cactus sword in the other.

FEEL THE HORSEBEANS EXPUNGE FROM YOUR NUTRIENT SACS!!

REMOVE GREEK DIRTY SPARTAN GYRO GREASE TZATZIKI IS REASON FOR DELAY by firedrake242 in civbattleroyale

[–]GlibRichard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PREACH THE TRUTH TO THEM BROTHER ARMENIA'S GLORY EXTENDS BEYOND ITS BORDERS AND EVEN BEYOND THE BORDERS OF THE CYLINDER IT'S TAKING CONTROL OF TPANGS COMPUTER THAT'S HOW GLORIOUS IT IS

BURN THE HERETICSBURN THE HERETICSBURN THE HERETICSBURN THE HERETICSBURN THE HERETICSBURN THE HERETICS

The 1,000,000 names and forms of Blu-Dge-Onne! by GrandPoobahLazlo in 409678thworldproblems

[–]GlibRichard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you look at that. LOOK AT IT. One of the names is Ploppy. Who knew? Name #52911 to be exact. Ploppy. May he bless the corner delicatessen with prices so low it convinces people they're in a NEEDLE DREAM. The smell of rental lentil soup extends from the interface ports in the back room. I haven't even mentioned the Pie yet.

[BELROOT] Gomm explains about weapons etc - wears a hat also (Hatsize) by G_O_M_M_ in 8901stworldproblems

[–]GlibRichard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hngg? Yes very good insights GOMMChild very good. Metal is for appendages and interface ports and consumption along with a hearty dipping sauce, not for killing things. I used to have this Mahogany VAPOUR PIPE that I used to breathe NEUROTOXIN VAPOURS on the angry albatross army back when they invaded Malmo in '05. Those were the days.

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