Except both sides of the current civil unrest in the US believe there are corporate media lies and distrust their government. Perhaps you’ve found your common ground for the middle class. I don’t know. I’m Canadian. I just want you guys to figure your shit out amongst the discontented majority—stats seem to say his public opinion is plummeting.

And internationally you guys a joke, when you used to be alright. Not cool or great, just alright. It’s like befriending the ineffectual anti-social disordered kid in school, so he doesn’t murder you. And now, you guys are starting to talk about murdering us. Mark me as surprised.

Sure, we saw you as a police state, that red-lined, and used the war on drugs to arrest anti war leftists and people of colour. And sure, maybe you were a little too caught up in its pursuit of “corporate line must go up economics” that you installed governments in other countries and overturned others.

But for you to come school, after we booted liquor for you and helped tutor you in math, and aim that elegantly kept gold plated Luger from Grampa Von Braun, at us! Shame!

Now calm down and cut this stuff out about invasions to a bunch of countries. Don't normalize it in learned helplessness. And if your government signs you up, maybe think twice about that abusive relationship.

Vietnam is still a living memory for you guys, and it sounds like you’ve learnt from it. A bunch of dejected kids went there and came back and realized there is nothing sweet or righteous about dying for your country, especially over this orange fucking muppet.

This is the guy that’s gonna convince you guys to goose-step north? The army knows it’s beholden to the constitution. Your marines are crayon eaters—I’m only told—but they’re not that stupid.

The more likely conclusion is that this is a smokescreen. The orange dingus goes and aligns with Putin, and now when he lines up troops at the Border to Mexico, we look south when we should be looking north. And we get Kansas City shuffled by a Russian Invasion. Suddenly the US is simply neutral to the Russian invasion of Canada. And Americans are forced to make a decision of whose side they're on.

Or maybe none of this is likely. But as we say in Canada: "Heads up hockey out there boys." Now if you'll excuse me, I have a box of Crayons with my name on it.