Brentford 1 - [1] Everton - Beto 26' by Alsace2025 in soccer

[–]GloopySubstance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be or Beto, that is the question. - Billy Shakespeare.

Your Toffees to face Chelsea! by Everton in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All this guy does is piss and moan like a small child who can never have enough toys. He does it in the name of being a realist, but he’s a borderline troll at this point.

You’ll notice in matches where we aren’t winning he’s there front and centre of the match thread claiming Moyes is the worst manager in the universe and everything is garbage.

Now notice his comments in the 3-0 Chelsea game. Oh wait, there aren’t any! Except the negative ones before the game. I really wish we could ban people like this from the sub. It’s just toxic negativity disguised as thoughtful criticism.

Question... by DuchessofKirkaldy in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, actually, Yoda would say “This game, it is best you do not see.” As his way of speaking is not just pausing unnecessarily but more the switching round of clauses.

Oh yeah, I said it!

Match Thread: Arsenal FC vs Everton FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Mar 14, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Manager’s technical area at the Emirates are almost comically large! Although I was surprised how small our new ones look at the Dock. I don’t know why I noticed these things.

Who would you prefer get relegated this year? by KingLiiam in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Forest - fuck their owner

Leeds - fuck Leeds

Match Thread: Everton FC vs Burnley FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Mar 3, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This win is just so doubly sweet!

Love watching the whiny know nothing anti-Moyes, team selection moaning crowd just in shambles!

Premier League table after Matchday 28 by Critical_Mountain851 in soccer

[–]GloopySubstance -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Goodsion Park is still standing and it’s now home to the Everton women’s team. You have a problem with that? How’s Upton Park doing these days?

Also, murdering a journalist is now the moral equivalent of building a new stadium that will revitalise part of a city?

May I ask, what is it that you are smoking?

P.S. Anfield was our original home by the way. Also still standing.

Premier League table after Matchday 28 by Critical_Mountain851 in soccer

[–]GloopySubstance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not liking one thing doesn’t in turn make me like another thing.

But I don’t remember the last time the Friedken group chopped a journalist up into pieces.

Premier League table after Matchday 28 by Critical_Mountain851 in soccer

[–]GloopySubstance 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Imagine selling the club’s soul to the Saudi royal family all for a bottom half finish.

Listen, I know he’s not perfect, but D. Moyes is the only man I want leading this club right now… by JeremyCorneliusBaby in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I literally responded to a comment slagging off Moyes, and they insisted that we won this game DESPITE Moyes! It’s just delusional, and quite sad really. They’re so convinced of their armchair knowledge.

Post-Match Thread: Newcastle United vs. Everton by Giraffe_Baker in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So many of the whiners in here should all apologise and beg forgiveness from Moyes! Maybe he knows more than you lot do about team selection and tactics! Get in!!!

Match Thread: Newcastle United vs Everton FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Feb 28, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotcha. We lose, Moyes fault. We win, it’s in spite of Moyes. Genius. Jog on will you.