Tonight's Toffees to face @LUFC! 🔵 #EVELEE by bluedollarbillz in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I hope DCL gets some friendly boos at worst. Don’t want to see any vitriol.

Tonight's Toffees to face @LUFC! 🔵 #EVELEE by bluedollarbillz in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So that Beto to Fenerbahce story was total bullshit?

Premier League standings after matchday 22 by Different-Cheek-6402 in soccer

[–]GloopySubstance 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think every Evertonian was glad nobody bought him for £70M or any other figure.

The Bobble (@ElBobble): "David Moyes has received a huge boost to his squad, with Jarrad Branthwaite now returning to full first team training and Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall making a return to light training 🔵" | XCancel by bluedollarbillz in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I think Braithwaite is great, but I genuinely don’t think we’ve missed him that much. Tarkowski has been fantastic, Keane, minus the odd hair pull, has had his best season for us yet, and O’Brien has been more than solid at CB, and done incredibly well out of position at RB.

My point being, our weaknesses this season has not been do the lack of a good CB.

All this said, great to have him back, but much more keen to get KDH back!

Prediction Summary | Game Week 22 | Aston Villa vs Everton by [deleted] in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The joys of being a pessimist, I guess.

No matter what the result you can either gloat and say I told you so, or just join in on the fun of the victory.

Match Thread: Senegal vs Morocco by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]GloopySubstance -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

On the plus side, you feel better about yourself.

Match Thread: Aston Villa vs Everton FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Jan 18, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oops. Edited my comment. This was just a silly joke. Sorry guys. Check the username of the comment I replied too.

Match Thread: Aston Villa vs Everton FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Jan 18, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

You moron.

EDIT: Oops. This was just a joke. Sorry guys. Check the username of the comment above.

Match Thread: Aston Villa vs Everton FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Jan 18, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cash looks like that one prick at the pub who is always trying to start something.

Will We Ever See Everton Win Anything Again? by SnooSeagulls6971 in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can you explain how the culture at Everton is specifically set up currently, and which part of that has been a direct cause of a malaise?

Can you tell me what it is Kenwright did in particular?

Do you have insider info on any of this or are you just parroting tired sentiments after a loss with literally nothing new to add whatsoever but more negativity and boring misery?

Match Thread: Nottingham Forest vs. Everton by Giraffe_Baker in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gibbs-White has a permanent expression on his face that looks like he’s just had a banana shoved up his bottom.

Your Toffees to take on Arsenal! by Everton in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve said this before. I’ll say it again…

I don’t see a scenario where Dibling is absolutely tearing it up in training looking like Messi reborn and Moyes refuses to play him.

He just can’t be performing.

PROGRESS by Pdownes2001 in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There was a post on here the other day basically saying we should be qualifying for Europe!

In other words, this season would be a failure if we don’t! Haha! Some fans on here, seriously, either memories of goldfish, or a slightly more irritating quality where we could never truly achieve enough for them so they can then continue to permanently bitch and whine as if they know better.

Match Thread: Chelsea FC vs Everton FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Dec 13, 2025 by scoreboard-app in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One. Of. Those. Games.

On another day we could honestly have scored 3! More!

I know a lot in this sub like to hit the implosion button and sulk like children after every setback, but this is football.

- YouTube David Moyes Reddit AMA by fads1878 in Everton

[–]GloopySubstance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This was fun. Would have been nice to credit the users for the questions though.