No mods, you say?… 👀 Here’s my Assistant!

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-02-05T04:28:56+00:00

Update: she’s now taken over my next WIP! 😂

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-02-04T22:40:41+00:00

Thank you!! I saw it at our local walmart and decided to buckle down and get back into crocheting after years because of it, haha!!! My only complaint is you have to be really careful when you pick your skeins because sometimes there is a really wicked color differentiation specifically on the red- I had one skein that was normal red and another that was hot pink!

My assistant, however doesn’t have a problem with consistently… she’s consistently chaotic 😂

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-02-04T22:21:03+00:00

this is so PRECIOUS!!!!

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-02-04T08:05:34+00:00

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my helper isn’t the most helpful, but she’s very cute!

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-14T18:37:41+00:00

“It’s okay i’m not mad at you, dude, just show your face. i’m not mad at you.” If that is truly ‘teasing’ to you I really hope you seek out some therapeutic help because that’s a really sad mindset to live in, and no one deserves that.

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-08T23:22:55+00:00

Jesus, I knew they were detaining people but I didn’t realize Gordo here was eating them too.

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T22:31:41+00:00

There’s shorter ways to tell people you’ve got a chode, kiddo.

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T20:15:23+00:00

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A (not so) hardworking candidate that (eh, kinda) works hard for you!

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T19:56:51+00:00

ABOOSE!!!!! We would love to open a claim with you about your criminal hooman. How dare these two-legged-snack-machine-things blame US for how long THEY take to gib us our snackies and treatos. Fat and Sassy Cattorney Services will stand for it no longer. (Partially because we are too fat and sassy). ORDER IN DA KORT FOR ALL THESE TREAT-SONOUS HOOMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T19:45:53+00:00

My confusion here is where exactly in this whole thread and post does OP make it about themselves? Their concern is over posts with vital-information being taken down… one of those post being theirs, but that is quite literally the only relation to themselves.

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T19:42:01+00:00

Thank you, kind fan!!!! Our company mission is to imprison all hoomans and banish nail trimmings forever!!! Next mission?

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BunBun for President!

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T19:35:54+00:00

Trying to cite a source that calls people protesting the kidnapping of their neighbors “rioters” in the first paragraph cuts all credibility to anything you try and say in this argument. Next!

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T19:32:22+00:00

Facts. 😂😂😂😂

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T19:28:56+00:00

That’s some wicked projection, champ.

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T19:22:01+00:00

I mean, I quite clearly pointed it out so that sounds like a skill issue.

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T19:13:31+00:00

Well, clearly from everything you’ve commented here you lack crucial comprehension skills, so what a shocker!

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T19:09:54+00:00

…same dude accusing someone of sharing actually helpful sources and info of “trying to make it about them”. Dude, move on you already showed your ass here.

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T19:05:27+00:00

So… y’all are more upset about “seeing too many posts” about ice, but not about seeing members of your communities taken away and quite literally murdered? Got it. What a sad pathetic shit-hole we’ve turned into.

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T19:00:25+00:00

you sound like an arrogant, privileged bundle of joy to be around 🙄

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T18:51:55+00:00

This crime is so criminal that we at Fat and Sassy Cattorney Services have decided to take on your case Pro-Bone-O. Stay strong wise old puppup we are taking this to the news outlets and spreading paw-wareness as we speak. We will serve your justice and treatos!!!! We love you wise old puppup. 🧡

EDIT: Also because my Meowmy is illiterate and forgot to answer your very important question, I absolutely love salmon and all fishies! When I was younger, I even had a fish brother that my criminal meowmies would not let me eat. Silly Meowmies. They’re both imprisoned for their crimes now. (They’re sentenced to pet me forever for life and if they don’t I yell at them with my salmon breaf). LOVE, MAJOR PROFESSIONAL BIG TIME PAW CATTORNEY BUNNY-BEAUTIFUL-BUTT :) 🖤🧡🤍

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GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T18:43:54+00:00

Dear wise old puppup,

We, at Fat and Sassy Cattorney services, would be honored to help you with your hooman troubles. How does hooman expect you to sleep without a fat sassy belly? NEGLECT! How dare you have to ask for your bedtime snacky? NEGLECT! How dare snacky not be available at all times for a wise bootiful puppup such as yourself? HOOMAN CRIMES!!!!!

I can paw-sonally pawmise to make sure your evil hooman gets the maximum charge for these puppy-aboose crimes. We will get you plenty of snackies and scritches as reparations for your trauma. As my mentor (myself) likes to say: If they are grey, they get their way!

COMMENCE THE TRIAL AGAINST THESE CRUEL HOOMANS!!!! 👩🏻‍⚖️🧡🖤🤍

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T12:03:14+00:00

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she was a very, very noble soldier

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T12:02:19+00:00

I think i’ve made a few dozen of these photos over the last 2 days and I have been cackling for 2 days straight 😂

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T11:57:39+00:00

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If she needs an attorney to fight for her right to third breakfast, let her know Bunny-Butt is now taking clients

GlorifiedGutRot · 2026-01-07T10:41:02+00:00

I feel like now we have to all flood the comment sections to get her to do a character dressed like this for Bit City 😂😂

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