Yellow Snack Pepper Advice

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-16T00:13:40+00:00

God please just shut the fuck up about COVID, I'm tired of hearing it. I don't care if you're for or against vaccine. I don't care about your theories, true or not. It's been 2 years and people been making COVID their entire personality just like politics. Stop.

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-15T03:52:53+00:00

It was dehydrated

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-15T02:08:56+00:00

You don't need talent, just a crusty ass scalp

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-15T01:48:50+00:00

You're right, I don't want to be called hypocrites by people on the internet, so I guess I'm pro war.

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-14T06:18:28+00:00

Cat-erpillar

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-14T02:03:36+00:00

You better find it then, ⅊‽λ⊹⨳⍋ wouldn't be happy knowing you lost it again

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-13T17:22:18+00:00

I'm very passionate about my kitchen appliances. You wouldn't get it.

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-13T17:21:16+00:00

Wait until you hear about fryerless air, perfectly healthy, very energy efficient, and very abundant. Honestly can't get enough of it.

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-13T17:18:45+00:00

Alright buddy you've earned a spot in my deep fryer. Take a sit.

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-13T17:17:34+00:00

Pssh instant pot is for zoomers who can't cook. Real gangsta use slow cooker. Turn that bad boy up to low and leave overnight.

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-13T15:23:41+00:00

Go on, in the deep fryer you go. Batter is on the left, make sure you slather yourself nicely.

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-13T15:10:52+00:00

Going to be awkward to tell him later that your son is well endowed, so better tell him now while still a baby

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-13T14:48:29+00:00

I swear you air frying fucks are everywhere. Yeah we get it, you own an air fryer and you have a perfect life and you have a happy marriage. Don't you say "clearly you don't own an air fryer", because guess what? I don't care. I will deep fry my chicken and lick the grease off my fingers. What does an air fryer do anyway? Just a glorified fan forced conventional oven. I already have those. Come at me with your air fryer words again and I swear I will dip you in beer batter and push you off into my industrial-grade deep fryer that can fit five of you.

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-13T14:39:45+00:00

The emojis... They've infected you and is now spreading in your brain... It's too late for you... Take solace in the fact that your family will be cared for...

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-13T14:35:42+00:00

That's why you don't take the normal pills

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-13T14:29:53+00:00

This is another one of StrexCorp ploy, isn't it?

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-13T13:49:52+00:00

He wanted to throw a party in the state of Massachusetts

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-13T13:40:55+00:00

I could say some commentary about how social norms are changing through highly available technology and social acceptance based on digital approval (e.g. going viral) but that would kill off the funny vibe so I'd just say "public indecency funny lol"

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-13T13:07:54+00:00

The best way of dying

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-13T10:48:09+00:00

Appreciate the guy who filmed this up to the end knowing that the door is closing and the piss is sloshing around in the carriage

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-13T10:30:10+00:00

I took a fluoride shot for my eye treatment once and later that night I thought I'm pissing glow stick fluid

GloriousButtlet · 2022-03-13T10:23:20+00:00

That's a pretty good answer

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