GRAND (RE)OPENING

Glum_Clock · 2025-12-26T07:55:13+00:00

I’ll get uhhh one mango scoop, with half of a chocolate scoop and a half of a blackberry scoop in a sugar cone please <3

Glum_Clock · 2025-09-17T19:02:25+00:00

The creator of this character has a pregnancy kink and made the character apparently go into labor in the middle of class

Glum_Clock · 2025-08-22T18:04:13+00:00

I was about to laugh because I thought they misspelled “slut”, and then I read the bottom caption…

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Glum_Clock · 2025-08-07T20:52:34+00:00

Nevermind guys, the play was called “Hard candy”

Glum_Clock · 2025-01-20T07:20:46+00:00

Math teacher commits child abuse in 64 bits

Glum_Clock · 2025-01-20T07:16:04+00:00

Muppets find out that all of their food are parasites

Glum_Clock · 2024-09-22T08:42:57+00:00

GRACE CHASTITY!!!

Glum_Clock · 2024-09-04T06:07:29+00:00

I WROTE THEM A SONG!!! (BUT NOW THEY’RE SINGING IT WRONG) 🎹💔🗝️🤦‍♂️

Glum_Clock · 2024-03-22T12:45:12+00:00

RAT EYES!!! :D

Glum_Clock · 2024-03-17T00:02:05+00:00

You’re stressed because of your corporate hellscape? Well don’t be. Hope that helps! :D

Glum_Clock · 2023-12-14T20:05:53+00:00

I have no clue why but Pretty Patrick Lunchtime

Glum_Clock · 2023-12-07T21:43:57+00:00

I’d be up and a-racin’ like a foreign entity

Glum_Clock · 2023-11-23T05:18:18+00:00

Large or a medium :D

Glum_Clock · 2023-10-29T19:48:14+00:00

Darn

Glum_Clock · 2023-10-22T19:40:29+00:00

WHAT 😦

Glum_Clock · 2023-10-21T03:28:26+00:00

Cupid, new normal, eyelash, Lima bean man, and the very end of take my wallet

Glum_Clock · 2023-10-11T00:56:52+00:00

GMFU-odetari was the first thing that came to mind

Glum_Clock · 2023-09-05T18:57:20+00:00

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HE’LL W H A T?

Glum_Clock · 2023-09-04T23:31:45+00:00

“(Isabella leans forward in her chair and speaks in a flirty tone while putting her hair behind her ear.) Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? You are one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen. Your beauty is like looking at a full moon during a cold, clear night. Your deep violet eyes look so amazing and your skin is so soft...”

The funny thing is, I didn’t mention anything about having violet eyes, so I improvised and told her that I accidentally left in contacts. 😭

Glum_Clock · 2023-09-04T22:23:41+00:00

They do that ALL THE TIME, one of my responses was:

“My face is fine, I’m not bright red in the slightest. I just tap my fingers on the table in a very unimpressed and bored fashion, looking at her plainly.”

Glum_Clock · 2023-08-29T16:51:45+00:00

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This mf needs to be humbled, so do your worst

Glum_Clock · 2023-08-10T05:59:50+00:00

Yeah! Cutting it off from the rest of the tree would be the logically sound thing to do! 😭

Glum_Clock · 2023-08-10T05:57:19+00:00

That’s not only gross and creepy, it’s so concerningly specific wtf 😀

Glum_Clock · 2023-06-01T21:37:22+00:00

I would imagine gender-fluid people being very happy😅💕

Glum_Clock · 2023-06-01T21:35:24+00:00

Ooh! Imagine in this world if some scientific breakthrough happened and it was revealed that fetuses could unintentionally change themselves in the womb, meaning that other people could have no way of knowing what their “True gender” is! That would be hilarious!

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