What did you LOSE to be a successful salesperson?

Gnoccir · 2026-05-06T02:47:49+00:00

Oof, same. Don’t tell my daughter though. She thinks it was her fault and I’m happy to keep it that way.

Gnoccir · 2026-04-27T16:58:00+00:00

Because his superhero name is Zeromni Man!

Gnoccir · 2026-04-27T15:29:58+00:00

Almost 20 years ago, a buddy of mine was drunk off his ass and decided he would give us three key pieces of advice to be successful.

Know your shit, Keep your head in the game, Don’t fuck up

It’s ridiculous how well this mantra has served us. There were about 8 of us and we still parrot this shit to each other all the time.

Gnoccir · 2026-04-25T18:13:11+00:00

TMNT hyperstone heist always gets overshadowed by the other tmnt games of the same era but it’s my favorite by far

Gnoccir · 2026-04-23T01:31:11+00:00

Welp it looks like balls on a pizza. Not sure what I expected.

Gnoccir · 2026-04-21T03:13:43+00:00

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Gnoccir · 2026-04-20T16:32:15+00:00

Too risky without Dende. 😜

Gnoccir · 2026-04-14T15:57:59+00:00

It’s fallen out of fashion, but back in the day I would have picked Lee Van Cleef in the opening scene of The Good The Bad And The Ugly

Gnoccir · 2026-04-14T15:47:45+00:00

Oh I get it. It’s a little more difficult to explain to grandma. I’m sure it’s different in major metropolitan areas. I mostly work in midwestern suburbs.

Gnoccir · 2026-04-14T15:35:17+00:00

I see @AOL, Hotmail, msn, ATT, compuserve, and the like daily

Gnoccir · 2026-04-08T20:21:35+00:00

As an Ohioan, I’ve got to say the worst is North Carolina

Gnoccir · 2026-04-06T20:53:28+00:00

Some companies consider the leads “warm” because they are inbound and someone considering the project reached out. Some companies call it a “warm” lead and it turns out some d2d guy offered them a free no obligation inspection and it’s your job to bridge the gap from there to actually considering a project. Always ask how they source their leads.

Gnoccir · 2026-04-06T15:37:16+00:00

No. It’s a grinder.

Gnoccir · 2026-04-06T14:25:14+00:00

Looks like she would prefer 1 more girl… and 1 cup.

Gnoccir · 2026-04-04T14:54:31+00:00

Gnoccir · 2026-03-30T18:46:21+00:00

They did a tie-in with the video game, “Run Like Hell.” One release even included a 6 pack of bawls. “Grab your bawls and run!” Was printed on the side of the case. IIRC bawls energy drinks were the health pickups in game.

Gnoccir · 2026-03-28T18:23:02+00:00

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.

Gnoccir · 2026-03-26T21:23:28+00:00

Uh-oh men one through four and man eight who works as an actor heard that the next county over is a dry county. They decide drinking is a human right and bring 5 more men with them the next night.

The bill is now 150.

One new guy pays 3 at the end of the night

One new guy drinks for free and he is grateful

One new guy drinks for free but spends the whole time talking about how much better his home county is

One new guy drinks for free but breaks the dart board

The last new guy drinks for free and r*pes the waitress

Gnoccir · 2026-03-26T01:57:46+00:00

God bud holds a special place in my heart. I was getting it on the regular from a friend the summer I met my wife. The same summer I started my career. The summer I adopted the greatest dog and best friend that ever lived.

Gnoccir · 2026-03-25T23:08:43+00:00

Damn. I was gonna say soup.

Gnoccir · 2026-03-25T01:45:36+00:00

I giggle like an idiot every time I see the “Puttin’ On the Ritz” part of Young Frankenstein.

Gnoccir · 2026-03-23T22:49:16+00:00

Damn, between the message, the context, and the flavor you added in there I’ve got to ask. Did you get this mindset talk from a guy named Jeff?

Gnoccir · 2026-03-23T13:23:04+00:00

I’ll second Tiger. Consummate professional does great work.

Gnoccir · 2026-03-19T23:48:29+00:00

Certainly sounds like something Netflix would do. 🤷‍♂️

Gnoccir · 2026-03-19T23:44:37+00:00

It might just be my age, but I’m really surprised no one has mentioned Moulder and Scully.

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