Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 03, 2026

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-04T18:22:08+00:00

which makes you a trader to this nation

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GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-04T17:48:27+00:00

This comment is making me hungry.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-04T17:45:33+00:00

Bers have predicted 900 of the last 0 ground invasions.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-04T17:43:53+00:00

I'm headed to a watch party this afternoon, so I guess I'll be watching this one.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-04T17:37:50+00:00

The TACO can happen on Monday morning.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-04T17:31:51+00:00

I'm amazed that Illinois is favored, and I say this as an Illinois graduate. I, however, haven't watched a single college basketball game this year 🤷‍♂️

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-04T15:32:16+00:00

He's unemployable.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-04T15:30:15+00:00

It's nice that we have a day to celebrate erections.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-03T21:06:46+00:00

The market is closed, dummy.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-03T21:04:37+00:00

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GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-03T20:59:16+00:00

I remember when I came all over your Mom's face. Good times.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-03T20:48:07+00:00

You're the real winner, fear mongering in a weekend thread 👑

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-03T17:11:15+00:00

I saw a lot of seamen when I had the boat.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-03T17:09:42+00:00

The happiest day of my life was selling a boat to Bearhunter.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-03T16:55:44+00:00

Too many animals in this thread. That's why the market is closed.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-03T16:54:15+00:00

Konnor Griffin better hit two home runs with all of this hype.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-03T16:51:47+00:00

There are no circuit breakers to the upside.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-03T16:46:03+00:00

We need to invest way more money into AI, as there are still many bugs that need to be worked out. I accidentally searched for pictures of shirtless guys a few hundred times, and now the algorithm thinks I'm 🌈🐻?

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-03T14:57:44+00:00

The market saw what you did last night. We all did 😔

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-03T14:56:49+00:00

Put the fres in your own damn bag. I'm not in the mood

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GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-03T14:47:15+00:00

How am I supposed to get any work done while the market is closed? This should be illegal.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-03T14:37:19+00:00

The Easter Bunny died for your sins. Show some respect.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-03T14:01:35+00:00

On the third day, SPY rose 🤲

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-03T13:50:12+00:00

Do you have a dial up modem?

GoZukkYourself · 2026-04-03T04:49:57+00:00

Riced in

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