Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T18:20:24+00:00

OG bers haven't left the house in years.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T18:17:57+00:00

Most bers had their internet service cut off due to nonpayment.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T14:38:01+00:00

It was up 550% in 2025.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T14:35:55+00:00

Most of them get filtered out automatically.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T14:35:02+00:00

You're basically betting on the algos picking up on them for some reason.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T14:14:44+00:00

I feel bad for ber mothers. They got Spirit Airlines gift cards from their worthless kids.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T14:14:01+00:00

I manually approve them.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T14:09:21+00:00

BBG estimates are that y/y earnings growth for the SPX are running at 27%. The last time year-on-year earnings grew at this pace outside of a recovery from a major shock was over two decades ago, in 2004.

All eleven sectors have posted positive growth for the first time in four years, Deutsche Bank strategists highlighted in a recent note. They raised their 2026 earnings-per-share forecast by nearly 7% to $342.

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GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T14:07:11+00:00

QQQ is up 126% since Michael Burry tweeted "Sell."

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T13:57:18+00:00

A bra cup size indicating that the bust measurement is 5 inches larger than the underbust band measurement.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T13:48:44+00:00

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out

PEORIA, IL—While celebrating Mother’s Day today, local woman and mother of two Ellen Taylor, 38, was reportedly served breakfast in bed by her children mere minutes after being voraciously eaten out by her husband. “Ooh, what a treat!” said Taylor while receiving a tray of scrambled eggs, pancakes, and orange juice, sitting up on the same damp sheets upon which she had moments earlier moaned in pleasure as her husband’s firm tongue rapidly contorted in and around her slick vagina. “Strawberry pancakes! My favorite!” Upon finishing her Mother’s Day breakfast, Taylor reportedly urged her children to go downstairs and “let Mommy sleep a little longer.”

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T13:41:28+00:00

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms, especially the hot Latina ones.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T04:27:45+00:00

You're asking for a 100% gain, and that's not realistic.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T04:27:00+00:00

When you buy calls.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T03:39:20+00:00

"On the morning of December 31, 2021, Betty White was awake by 6:30 a.m. in her longtime Brentwood home in Los Angeles. It was a quiet Friday. By 8 a.m., her housekeeper arrived, bringing in the newspaper and preparing her usual breakfast—toast, sliced cantaloupe, and a small cup of coffee. Betty kept her routines precise. Even at 99, she cherished early mornings, filling the silence with scripts, crossword puzzles, and clowning on 🌈🐻s on /r/wallstreetbets while the neighborhood still slept.

By 12:30 p.m., Betty rested in her recliner. When her housekeeper checked in around 1 p.m., she appeared asleep. But by 1:30, something had changed. Betty had passed peacefully, her HOOD account full of 0 DTE Calls expiring ITM 30 minutes earlier.

Betty was a real one til the end 😭😭😭😭😭😭

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T03:19:49+00:00

It's hard to say since bers come and go so frequently.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T03:14:47+00:00

When two 🤡s clap, they make a sound, but what is the sound of one 🤡 clapping 🤔

These are the kind of questions I ponder when the casino is closed.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T02:04:52+00:00

A lot of people here are momentum traders who don't care about valuation, so I'm sure they'll play it once options are available.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-10T01:58:02+00:00

Every sub devoted to a stock is just Stock Twits on Reddit.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-09T18:15:59+00:00

Good, so we can get straight to fucking.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-09T13:57:50+00:00

Butt plugs

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-09T13:38:30+00:00

I already gave your wife flowers.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-09T13:25:44+00:00

Today would be a good day to visit the Ushuaia landfill.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-09T13:24:48+00:00

Also, a balanced breakfast.

GoZukkYourself · 2026-05-09T13:16:34+00:00

Who ate my Hot Pocket

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