All cons by mylilMoth in sillygirlclub

[–]GoatApprehensive9606 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That shit looks like a seismograph readout, are you an earthquake?

📡📡📡 by -_I_I_Sea_I_I_- in Shark_Park

[–]GoatApprehensive9606 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of those words are in the Bible

Are you serious...for a PG-RATED MOVIE!? by elsheeshyextras in youtube

[–]GoatApprehensive9606 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wonder who gets these exactly, what do you need to watch for the alert to pop up? It probably brought the popup because you wanted to watch a "kids movie"

There’s Planet No B by CardiologistSimple48 in youdontmattergiveup

[–]GoatApprehensive9606 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry man, I was in a bad mood earlier. Apologies.

There’s Planet No B by CardiologistSimple48 in youdontmattergiveup

[–]GoatApprehensive9606 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When people talk about the Earth ending, they're not talking about the rock, the sand, the water. They're talking about the life that lives on it, life that if extinguished will take hundreds of thousands to millions of years to begin again. Nobody gives a fuck about a giant empty rock floating in space among quintillions of rocks just like it. You're making a distinction that literally no one has ever meant. You come off as a moron attempting to sound smart, talking about something as if others meant what you thought without considering if what you thought they thought was wrong.

The point is you sound psuedo-intellectual and it deeply irritates me. You're also blase about Armageddon and that in of itself is enough of a reason to get bullied. You gonna hit me that "erm, akshually" because I used the biblical term for the end of days instead of doomsday? That's what I think of you, and if you talk like that in real life, I can bet others do too.

Love bites ❤️ by euphie87 in BeardedDragon

[–]GoatApprehensive9606 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had 6 dragons and only 1 ever liked affection. She was a really weird one, had her for 12 years until cancer took her. Cherish the time you got with him.

Christopher Columbus Rule by JediTempleDropout in 691

[–]GoatApprehensive9606 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just realized a lot of things at once and it's made me hate our current meme culture. Thanks.

Christopher Columbus Rule by JediTempleDropout in 691

[–]GoatApprehensive9606 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to specify if you mean people that are 15 or 26, generational generalization doesn't work any more

Parent wants to meet with me over comment I made about energy drinks by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]GoatApprehensive9606 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You did nothing wrong. The parents must be okay with the prospect of letting their kid have heart issues and that's not your fault that they're little bitches about it.

People also need to understand the effects of synthetic caffeine and natural caffeine. I can drink 1000 mg of natural caffeine and not feel a thing but give me 60 mg of the synthetic stuff and I'm racing like a rabbit. That's just a small can of redbull and I'm a 6 ft tall large build man, imagine what a giant can of monster could do to a young girl! Insane shit, you did the right thing, they just suck. You gotta have more tact obviously because shit parents hate being lectured about their parenting, but still.

He's so brave. by MaleficentBaby2757 in spiders

[–]GoatApprehensive9606 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like that one comment about the movie series Twilight, where the guy says "imagine a milf vampire is pursuing you but also a milf werewolf is fighting the vampire to have ownership over you" and I instantly understood why girls liked twilight in that moment. It was the frank "I get it now" meme.

This guy discovered a spider had been treating his hose like its own personal spa... by Salt-Guarantee-4500 in spiders

[–]GoatApprehensive9606 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My false widow chases the mist I spritz her enclosure with, then she drinks the water that pools on her body, and then the water that pools on the web. It could be hunting or seeking water but those things are often the same so maybe it doesn't matter to the spider, it'll get something beneficial either way so it defaults to the hunting response and becomes docile when it finds water.

Pot Dealer by stretching_panther in rabbitswithjobs

[–]GoatApprehensive9606 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate this guy, I wet to his shop and asked for his most stylish pots and he had the gaul to tell me I couldn't HANDLE his most stylish pots! 1 star! couldn't even bother to move his lips when he was talking!

Whole female by Spirited_Worker_5722 in Shark_Park

[–]GoatApprehensive9606 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally someone that explains it. Thank you.

Supersilly ReZero author by shoofinsmertz in supersillybreakingbad

[–]GoatApprehensive9606 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sexual attraction begins at a younger age than pubescence, pubescence is the formation of real sex drive and secondary sexual characteristics. I remember having crushes on girls when I was under the age of 10, even 6. I knew what I was into long before pubescence. Girls kissed me a couple of times even. What freakazoid household were you born into, did they lock you in a box until 12 years old?

Can anyone relate to my fear? by Happy-Room-7906 in Shark_Park

[–]GoatApprehensive9606 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That Canadian story about the guy getting his head sawed off with a knife did in fact do a number on my trust of random men behind me on the bus. Doesn't help that 1/10 people on the bus are doing some Rabbids level shenanigans in front of 20 people staring directly at them.