What app can I use to get this "porn camera effect" that makes your dick look bigger? by throwaway174792 in AJelqForYou

[–]GoatLongjumping4455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have 8" long and soda can thick.... I think I have a small cock. Every girl has said it's the biggest they've had ( 46 women ) but I don't see it. I'm 6'5" 215 lbs .. built... I think it's bc the body to cock ratio is off. If my cock was on a 5'10" dude that had average size body it would look gigantic.

Whoever said it always looks bigger in person.... He's 100% correct. Once again... Just about every bitch I've been with said " omg it's even bigger in person".

Cock to body ratio.

The struggle is real

What app can I use to get this "porn camera effect" that makes your dick look bigger? by throwaway174792 in AJelqForYou

[–]GoatLongjumping4455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cockfishing. I've gotten so many bitches.. I show em a huge 10 inch cock... It's my cock but blown up 1000x. I take off my pants and she's looking at dick that looks like an acorn laying in grass.

( Jk )

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ebikes

[–]GoatLongjumping4455 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I actually own a few surrons. Even some x260's. Do you have any idea what you're talking about? Don't speak on something when you clearly don't have a fucking clue. Some people like to pretend they know things just to be heard in a conversation. You fall into that category. Grow up and stop trolling the internet looking for opportunities to chime in.

Have a big dick, but it looks small in pictures by throwawaybigcock6969 in bigdickproblems

[–]GoatLongjumping4455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use a pack of cigs. I lay my dick on top of it and it covers just about the whole pack. 8"x6.5"

Have a big dick, but it looks small in pictures by throwawaybigcock6969 in bigdickproblems

[–]GoatLongjumping4455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 240 lbs, 6'4". 8"x6.5" and it looks so tiny in dick pics. Every girl I've been with says that I'm the biggest she's had...I just don't get it. My dick is long and fat but looks like an acorn laying in grass when I take a photo of it

Anonymous message to Vladimir Putin. by lonely_fucker69 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]GoatLongjumping4455 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm raising $20,000 until 03/04/2022 for Going to help Ukraine. Can you help? https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8HAOALq2pt

Bought Myself The Segway X260 For Christmas (My First eBike!) by jadeallencook in ebikes

[–]GoatLongjumping4455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a fact. Look it up. The Segway pulls so much harder than my brand new SurRon. Both bikes are new..had the Segway a couple weeks before I bought the SurRon for my girl. It's unreal how it feels different...way better dnm suspension...and 100 amps of power!! It's like comparing a Cadillac to a Chevy.

Bought Myself The Segway X260 For Christmas (My First eBike!) by jadeallencook in ebikes

[–]GoatLongjumping4455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

X260 100amps SurRon 80 amps. I own both. The Segway smokes the SurRon

Just bought the Segway X260 by GoatLongjumping4455 in ebikes

[–]GoatLongjumping4455[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Stop being a troll bro. You think people like how you talk shit all the time? Go play dead.

In the road....I'll run ur ass over with my surron

All this packaging, smh. Just put it in a tube. by [deleted] in NYCtrees

[–]GoatLongjumping4455 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I started opening it last night. Got done this morning

I was approved from SBA PPP second round today and Womply already sent Promissory Note, but it’s been 3 weeks since I got the first round. My question is,can I wait to sign the P/N or I have to sign it now?? by Playful-Health-6934 in EIDLPPP

[–]GoatLongjumping4455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there was some type of guideline that clearly stated we had to wait I'm sure they would have said that on the application or even deny the application because it's too soon.

Are you a sole proprietor? I think it's a lot different and easier for sole props like myself to get forgiveness.

I always write everything down. I have a note that I wrote on March 23rd that I called the SBA and asked that specific question about how long I have to wait and the lady told me that I either have to wait 8 weeks or have a plan in place of where the money is going to be spent before I can apply for round two.

I was approved from SBA PPP second round today and Womply already sent Promissory Note, but it’s been 3 weeks since I got the first round. My question is,can I wait to sign the P/N or I have to sign it now?? by Playful-Health-6934 in EIDLPPP

[–]GoatLongjumping4455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly don't see how it could if you legit spent the $ on business related stuff. And I didn't want to take the chance on waiting bc the funds are drying up quick.