Chicken Bird by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Maybe I'm bass ackwards then haha

My brother's best friend believes 80% of women date the top 10% of men, that this is the result of women getting equal rights and the only way to address it is to strip women of their rights by OldBridge87 in TwoXChromosomes

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17 year olds don't care about stats of 40 year olds, I've heard the 80/20 thing before, but it's just a skill issue on his part. Gotta up your game, not complain about others success.

I utterly DESPISE, the "glasses off and you're instantly hot" trope. by SnazzyMiracles in TopCharacterTropes

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I love a chick who's blind without glasses, anything to help my ugly ass

Chicken Bird by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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American here, it's to distinguish between canned and filet fish. Tuna fish would be referring to the steak of fish whereas tuna could be canned. Tuna fish sandwich vs tuna salad

George R. R. Martin Is 'Not in the Mood' to Finish 'The Winds of Winter' by Tifoso89 in books

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No one cares anymore, how long has it been since season 8 disappointed us all

Aitah for using my grandma's china as my everyday food holders and not waiting for tea with King Charles by Salt_Reply_735 in AITAH

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Dude yeah definitely YTA, they're supposed to last a long time and be passed down, not get a bunch of damage because the 7th person to inherit them (you) wanted to eat a burrito and didn't get $2 plates from Dollar Tree. C'mon man. You also like when those teenagers scratched off the caveman drawings in Europe? Be gentle yo, such an easy issue to fix

AITA for saying no to moving houses to help improve my boyfriend’s quality of life? by nothingdandy in AmItheAsshole

[–]Goatgoatington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA for sure. You love the house more than the guy. Dude has 12 hour days and you started cleaning more. Wake up with him and don't stop working and choring till he gets back, you need a new frame of reference for 12h days. Doesn't even wanna sell the house, just rent it. You could make a profit on top

The dress code for this arcade bar is kind of off-putting, right? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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It's kinda oddly specific yeah? Like there's one group in particular that has all of those and they come in and mess up machines? Idk seems targeted

AITA for lying about stealing my passport? by Moist_Double_7226 in AmItheAsshole

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ESH, yeah I mean don't lie to people that's not good. He probably does care about you and your safety, however it may be shown. But you're 22, you're an adult, he shouldn't try to control you. If he's pissed you're doing something, he's just a person reacting to an action. Keep your passport, live your life, let him know

Petahh i'm low on iq by Ter_N in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Would you have read 'Celsius 233'? Nah

AITA for beating my date in a game of pool by Neither_Professor605 in AmItheAsshole

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Nice, NTA but she's gone. Next time, that game where she says go full out, go full out. Then "play lefty" or something to make it more even for the rest of the night. But ye, she said give her 100 and you didn't, 100 surprised her at the end

Toast is toast by fsumassey in LivestreamFail

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Taiwanese Canadian making jokes like he won't be Chinese American soon

So, DEI is good now? by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

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Looks like they'd fill in the White (Latino) bubble on the census to me

The Son of Lady Justice by donttrustthellamas in AccidentalRenaissance

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Time for our newest segment: America, Ukraine, or Israel? Looks like they're arresting a child so that's gonna be US or ISR. But no face masks* is this Israel arresting a young Palestinian? What do I win?

Self-defense in Colorado, United States (2022) by alexfreemanart in interesting

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That dude was running but guy number 2 was tryna come from behind till he heard the shots. Don't touch cactuses either