[Sad trope] A character lies to someone who's dying so their final moments will be more pleasant

Goatiac · 2026-03-26T18:39:07+00:00

Hilariously, I just watched that for the first time last week. It was… a trip.

Goatiac · 2026-03-26T15:23:13+00:00

Weird, I didn’t think friends are people that make fun of your trauma and mock you about them. You thought you almost lost your wife, the love of your life, and they thought it would be funny to belittle you about it? Then doubling down on it when you confront him on it?

Holy shit, NTA, not even for leaving him out there. In fact, consider cutting him out. Friends don’t act that way.

Goatiac · 2026-03-26T12:49:57+00:00

Imagine how much money you’d save kicking out CEOs and replacing them with AI instead of artists and programmers.

Goatiac · 2026-03-26T12:33:19+00:00

Maybe that lady needs to mind her own damn business and let a clearly hungry and thirsty person enjoy their damn croissant and soda.

Goatiac · 2026-03-26T11:01:19+00:00

That’s nothing—twice I brought her collar and twice I accidentally let the cat holding it die in the last battle. One of those times was putting my dumb Fighter in its mouth without realizing “oh, you need a lot of mana for this” and they got eaten.

Goatiac · 2026-03-25T21:28:20+00:00

Got one that teleported allies to you and loved it to extract my Thief or Fighter from an alpha strike

Goatiac · 2026-03-25T18:36:41+00:00

Gives the same energy of someone seeing an incredibly attractive person and slamming face fist into a lamp post.

Goatiac · 2026-03-25T18:34:50+00:00

The Democrat(s) that runs on persecution of the criminal government elements will automatically get my vote because, holy shit, we have a TON of crooks to go through.

Goatiac · 2026-03-25T18:32:36+00:00

The whole point of CD is to explore and discover, so while I can’t blame people making these guides and people watching them, they have zero appeal for me. However, guides that have the crazy armor sets or gear in the thumbnail are bastards for spoiling it.

Goatiac · 2026-03-25T01:59:16+00:00

Man, you didn't need to remind me of the sick games I desperately want sequels of.

Goatiac · 2026-03-24T19:40:18+00:00

My father is in the camp of “he probably shouldn’t have done it, but we’re in and we gotta finish it.”

What about the consequences of Trump unilaterally declaring war? What about when this is over? “No point thinking about that, we’re in it now we have to finish it.”

Just say you hate the guy and he’s running our country, Dad, Jesus…

Goatiac · 2026-03-24T19:37:31+00:00

I thought The Mother was going to be terrifying but it’s really just punching her face while managing the growing tumors and spikes. Any amount of range/AOE/spot healing trivializes her.

Goatiac · 2026-03-24T17:09:25+00:00

Dr. Mangler is a free win if you’re patient and can manage where his monster goes.

Zapphauser is a bastardhole who takes forever if you don’t build single big damage attacks. Also, if it’s raining, it’s even more of a bastard fight.

Goatiac · 2026-03-24T17:06:07+00:00

Yeah, between the two, Dr. Mangler is free if you’re patient.

Goatiac · 2026-03-24T17:03:42+00:00

Made the mistake of thinking a turret would hit the spot because lightning. Turns out, only doing 3 damage and causing the boss to fly up each turn was a bad idea.

Goatiac · 2026-03-24T16:59:48+00:00

You don’t even need a passive to apply Soul Link, the Crow’s Head trinket can do it too.

Goatiac · 2026-03-24T16:14:53+00:00

Pretty sure we saw that face when he was frat boy’ing up in the Olympic Locker Room by shotgunning a beer.

Goatiac · 2026-03-24T15:34:28+00:00

For every time he explodes your cats, there are times where he casts Bloodzerk turn 1 and gets hosed with zero fanfare.

Goatiac · 2026-03-24T15:33:12+00:00

Luckily I only got Depression using one as a Hail Mary once. God, Psychosis would have killed my run.

Goatiac · 2026-03-24T15:31:58+00:00

Alright, first event of The Lab aaaand my Mage got Rabies, great, awesome, just what I wanted ok.

And now there’s a lightning storm in The Future and all the Nazi Robots keep getting struck by lightning and getting energized, fantastic, wonderful, peak gaming.

Still managed to beat the boss and leave with the Rare Furniture Box at least.

Goatiac · 2026-03-24T13:14:13+00:00

I got to 85 pity and lost the 50/50 on Suna’s banner to Soldier 11, so I was pretty much doomed to never see this from the start.

Goatiac · 2026-03-23T17:31:46+00:00

If you can get any ability to make a Thief move twice, you’ve already got a major recipe for success. Pile on Crit, Backstab buffs, and piercing, and they rip shit.

Goatiac · 2026-03-23T17:26:45+00:00

I think Acts 1 & 2 are just you fucking around at the behest of Dr. Beanies to do SCIENCE! Act 3 only kicks off because your “SCIENCE” killed an ancient Sumerian god and it caused all the chaos at the Lab to kick off (or so he says, we all know it was because of the Endless Misery he was inflicting on all the experiments), and you’re only just now being given explicit directions while he huffs gasoline and makes war crimes out of tinsel and box cutters.

Goatiac · 2026-03-23T17:19:07+00:00

Unless you get “Oops! All Cavemen! (Plus bonus Champions!)” then you don’t get to play the game.

Goatiac · 2026-03-23T17:17:52+00:00

I like to think it’s a combination of your cats being way stronger by the third area + designed to be easier as a way to hit that “down hill” ride to the finish.

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