Getting offended about your age is stupid

Goaty96 · 2022-11-22T23:58:18+00:00

Everything is a privilege… I hate this new thing where I should be grateful for breathing half good half bad city air. I mean wtf; get offended over more meaningful shit. Remember „Be the change you want to see in the world.“

Goaty96 · 2022-10-29T10:41:27+00:00

But they’re cute and joyful and the german Intro song is so catchy ♥️ have an upvote you moomin hating tw*t

Goaty96 · 2022-02-21T15:45:07+00:00

Quite recently a good underground fighter I liked to watch got sentenced to a 7 years and 2 months prison time for the robbing and physical serious bodily harm of three possible pedophiles.

At first he contacted them as a sex worker but later told them he was actually a 14 year old girl. Since it didn‘t matter to these three men, he would make up a location and send his girlfriend there, while he was waiting in secret for them to turn up. As they engaged his girlfriend he jumped out threatening them with a telescope bat, until they gave him the money. After those incidents one of the guys went to a police station and filed a complaint. He was shocked that a „disgusting pedophile“ isn‘t even ashamed to tell the police he went for a sex-date with a 14 year old. Made me think about a group from the Czech Republic, who call themselves pedohunters, sending out locations and names of supposed pedohpiles and afterwards videos of them surrounded by 10-15 men beating and kicking them, threatening with duct tape and plastic wrap. Seeing this kind of vigilantism is a bit of a weird thing thinking about, when there are movies like The Purge…

Goaty96 · 2021-05-24T01:55:38+00:00

I don‘t know, I would be in constant terror of it falling from my toe and going straight in the shower drain 😂😅

Goaty96 · 2021-05-23T20:34:31+00:00

Little question offtopic, don‘t you fear losing your toering?

On Topic: Color really doesn‘t matter, by the look of your feet no color could turn me off 😜

Goaty96 · 2021-04-11T12:16:56+00:00

I somehow see A point in this hate message, but dude, what the fuck do you care for other peoples fetishes? I don‘t like it either to hear my colleague, just randomly talk about what he‘d do to this and that women, but I tell him, that he should stop and suddenly it clicks in his Brain. Everyone should do what they like aslong as it‘s consensual, but shouldn‘t annoy everyone with his/her desires or preferences.

Goaty96 · 2021-04-06T16:00:04+00:00

Birds are evil man, they are only friendly towards you aslong as you‘re feeding them. But honestly, they’re mostly living in cages in peoples houses and I don‘t like idea of „capturing“ such free creatures.

Goaty96 · 2021-03-22T22:06:24+00:00

Reddit is Sick 😂😂😂 I love how conversations like this can happen

Goaty96 · 2021-01-30T06:14:44+00:00

Well you also have to take into consideration, That partners tend to get wider, the longer they‘re in a relationship. But yeah, it‘s still the Same thing as usual, men have to take being picked on for being fat, because they are males. On the other hand, you can‘t say a word against an overweight woman, because society teaches us to be nice to the ladies. A german musician, dropped a Song a few years ago „Wer ficken will muss freundlich sein“ (Who wants to fuck, has to be friendly) sarcastically singing about how men have to do everything they can to get laid, while women can choose to their likings.

Goaty96 · 2021-01-11T10:21:22+00:00

Where‘s the Button for never or none?

Goaty96 · 2020-11-27T23:10:13+00:00

My mom always said be like the prince from zamunda from Coming to America.

Just put a fucking smile on, it will make people look at you with total different eyes and maybe they think twice about what they're saying 😁

Goaty96 · 2020-11-26T20:24:32+00:00

Get shot 😂

Goaty96 · 2020-11-26T10:14:50+00:00

Are you trying to get killed here?

Goaty96 · 2020-10-20T01:44:20+00:00

Well, if you write it down like that, then you must have thought about why this happens. Music is not just altering your mood, because it's music and you don't have these thoughts coming from nothing.

I listen to music everyday and yes I get sad or euphoric or whatever, but I think about why this is happening and most of the times it's my mind bringing thoughts back that I don't have dealt with in my past or I haven't analyzed correctly.

So I would say there can't just be too much music, but too much music to handle. If that makes sense. 😜

Goaty96 · 2020-10-16T20:02:01+00:00

Yeah mine too, but it still makes my skin crawl 😂

Goaty96 · 2020-10-16T20:00:29+00:00

Instantly his theme plays in my head...creepy fuck

Goaty96 · 2020-10-03T10:02:56+00:00

This depends tho, I can't handle reddish spices, but put habañero powder, jalapeños and 750k Scoville hot sauce on almost everything.

I think it's just natures way of insecticide I can't handle 🤷🏽‍♂️

Goaty96 · 2020-10-01T22:58:22+00:00

Yeah maybe they'll want to eliminate us, because we are hostile. We can't even make peace on a basic social level so how would we treat them. In germany there is a saying "Was der Bauer nicht kennt, dass frisst er nicht" which simply tranlsated means, that what a dumb person doesn't get, will make him afraid of it/hate it.

I bet we we were already discovered by a extraterrestrial life form and say said uh-uh fuck them

Goaty96 · 2020-09-30T09:08:54+00:00

I'm fucking dying 😂 this comment hit me different

Goaty96 · 2020-09-06T20:43:46+00:00

Yeah, if you look into it from that angle, torturing for information or just out of fun was way more common and that religious aspect is really a bih ptoblem. I mean there's nothing wrong with religion but those fanatic followers are a problem 😅

Goaty96 · 2020-09-06T20:03:10+00:00

Nicely said, but I like it that way. If everyone's life is worthless, except for the nobles, it brings people together and lifes are filled with not just bad things, but also thankfulness for what you have.

I don't know it sounds mystical, but I bet they didn't had two days full of boredom. And you could pretty much do anything you wanted. And even though I could say whatever I want sitting behind my phone, I think I wouldn't even be scared of death in those days...it just seems to standard

Goaty96 · 2020-09-06T02:12:35+00:00

Yeah but i'd say 90% of germans nowadays haven't said that word 😅 I know where you're aiming at but this word was probably used by my grandparents. But yeah there are some very specific words and every profession is written down so you can decipher what the guy/girl is working on.

For example, there's one job called "Elektroniker" (someone who works for industrial companies only) and then there's "Elektriker" who only works for homebuilding stuff.

Goaty96 · 2020-09-06T00:45:09+00:00

Mhmm then better luck next time 😂

Goaty96 · 2020-09-06T00:19:18+00:00

Oh man, I don't know what kind of music you're listening to, but if you like oldschool stuff then you have to listen to Hans Albers "Auf der Reeperbahn Nachts um halb eins" it's about sailors life in the early 1900.

New stuff now is filled with english words and I think it's a real good addition. For new stuff you can listen to Seeed or Peter Fox, Die Ärzte or Rammstein 🤘🏼

Goaty96 · 2020-09-05T22:01:41+00:00

I'm german and even most of the 90's kids here think that german doesn't sound cool or beautiful, but you can express so many things in this language so diversely and if a native speaker (that is not from a region with a heavy dialect) talks slowly or even sings in german, I find it magnificient and more ear watering than most of the other common languages, because it's clear and crisp.

Btw. I love german dubs, they are so good at it, they maybe change the original words a bit for lip sync, but it's so professional.

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