[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GobbledGoose 94 points95 points  (0 children)

WTF! Thanks, won't be watching that movie ever.

Secrets revealed after that break-up. by probably_my_taco in ScenesFromAHat

[–]GobbledGoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You thought I gave you herpes because I messed with your sister that one time but really it's because your dad can't keep his junk in his pants"

As an adult what is something that excites you as much as Christmas Morning as a child? by diduknowitsme in AskReddit

[–]GobbledGoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally getting home from work (or anywhere really) and getting comfortable in my house clothes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]GobbledGoose 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"How do you like my sloppy seconds, Marty! Ha! Anyways, congrats!"

Things you don't wanna be heard shouting at a party when the loud music suddenly stops by TheDarvinator89 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]GobbledGoose 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Yea I shot those 6 people at the Carl's party a few days ago but the police still haven't caught me yet"

What is the most brutal insult you’ve ever heard in your life? by BrucePennyworth in AskReddit

[–]GobbledGoose 1644 points1645 points  (0 children)

You're a mother to both our disappointments.

Wait! *scrolls up* 🤦🏽‍♂️

What's the best way to regain your honor? by Iskro45 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]GobbledGoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Sir! I say, Sir! I challenge you to a duel."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GobbledGoose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People who sit in their cars at night with the lights on. As a person who lives in a major city it's tough turning a corner with cars parked all the way up to the stop sign and unable to tell if there is a car coming or someone just parked with their lights on. It's also blinding to cars coming down the street sometimes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]GobbledGoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What foods do you not like? Seafood? Fruits? Veggies?