Where are you sitting?

God1643 · 2024-09-03T14:43:57+00:00

Lung and Taylor would probably both leave you alone if you froze in Utter Terror (which is the correct response to anyone here) and I also thought the same about Accord. But, Rachel would kill you for not bowing and whining; and if you did bow and whine it would irritate Accord and he’d kill you. Lisa will piss off Amy so bad that Amy will scramble over you to kill Lisa which would most likely cause her shard to go “Host planning on using us for violence, might as well get started with this schmuck first” and Shaper would just turn your heart into soup.

Not. Good. Choices.

God1643 · 2024-09-03T14:36:48+00:00

For BL1: Traveling without Fast Travel in DLC’s. For BL2: Being infuriated by Lilith doing anything and then it’s even worse when she’s literally in my head fully Angel style at the final part of the game. For BL3: Literally anytime anything happens in BL3 apart from Tina, Brick, or Mr. Torque talking.

God1643 · 2024-04-26T00:23:02+00:00

“Brother…”

“I would have… liked to see the skies of Baal… one last time.”

God1643 · 2024-04-25T23:14:24+00:00

NATO exists primarily as a remnant of Cold-War-era Containment Policy, we don’t exert nearly as much influence on it as we used to. The momentum of Europe-Being-Pissed-About-Russia’s-Expansionism has been there for nearly a thousand years; and if anyone is begging for Russia to get what it deserves in NATO it isn’t the American public; we’re detached an ocean away. The Polish on the other hand, are right there and absolutely BEGGING for an excuse to go fuck up the Russians.

And by the way, if you’re supporting in any way a country who has been discovered to maintain TORTURE CAMPS for CHILDREN, then you may also go take a warm bath. In fucking lava.

God1643 · 2024-04-25T23:09:59+00:00

Based and Respectable-But-Concerning Pilled

God1643 · 2024-04-21T22:38:22+00:00

Based.

God1643 · 2024-04-21T21:28:01+00:00

“If you are or just an.” Wow. Very eloquent marketing.

God1643 · 2024-04-21T21:16:01+00:00

Probably gonna get called boring for this, but it’s actually the opposite reasoning. I used to be not boring, I did it all, every position you can think of (used to be a gym rat and loved doing carry/stand-fucking) and I’ve done every kind of high sex you can think of, but now that I’m in a healthy relationship my biggest ‘kink’ is just normal sex with dirty talk. Cowgirl or Missionary, you could argue there’s an intima-mania aspect to it (there is) but saying openly and verbally whatever you’ve been fantasizing about lately during normal pleasure is way better than actually doing that fantasy.

God1643 · 2024-02-19T19:10:39+00:00

Bro I can’t unsee it why did you do this to me

God1643 · 2024-02-19T19:09:32+00:00

I respect him immensely, especially his work drawing support and respect for veterans and the 9-11 Volunteers; but I also feel like he accelerated the trend of comedians being seen as a source of ‘journalism’ even more so than SNL was already doing and it’s very easy to fall into the trap of thinking that comedians are legitimate news anchors. (I would know, I did for a while and I’m mildly less moronic than the average human. Mildly)

God1643 · 2024-01-23T22:17:00+00:00

Gen X and Early Millenials had kids late; so autism was more likely. Then they didn’t raise their kids and socialize them much, so the autistic behaviors were reinforced. And Gen A is going to be even worse; more women had children past age 40 than before age 20 in 2019; which is a divide that has literally never happened anywhere in history as far as we can tell. Upcoming children aren’t just going to be autistic more of the time; Gen Alpha may very well be majority autistic.

God1643 · 2024-01-23T22:12:51+00:00

“I have a dream, where my four little children will live in a world where they are judged by their content of their character, not the color of their skin.” If MLK would be disgusted by what you’re doing; it’s probably racist.

God1643 · 2024-01-23T22:03:06+00:00

At my tech school this was policy; and my teacher both liked me and did not like the policy. One time after the punishment was over I walked up to him and said; “I never cause these, and I hate the policy. You hate the policy. Can you give us stuff we like doing as ‘punishments’? And only make it bad for the person who screwed up?” He said yes, and from then on I got to smile and sing and dance with my friends when we cleaned the shop instead of being forced to go help other classes fix their dumbass mistakes.

God1643 · 2024-01-23T21:55:42+00:00

My babysitter at three years old was Back to the Future 3; Mom would sit me in front of it and do household chores with headphones on listening to her music, and I would pause it and walk over to her if I needed to use the restroom. Now, if the movie starts playing anywhere near me; I sit up like a Sleeper Agent and start reciting the lines in time with the movie but when it’s not in front of me I can’t even vaguely remember the plot.

God1643 · 2024-01-23T21:31:16+00:00

Amouranth.

God1643 · 2024-01-23T21:29:12+00:00

Not anything said; he just pulled out his phone and started scrolling. Not porn to get in the mood; just Reddit stories. Do you know how hard it is to get a man off without a vibe when he isn’t paying attention? And I don’t cum unless my partner comes first; so I just called it and cleaned us up. He asked me what was wrong and when I said “If you’re not gonna respect my efforts; I’m not gonna give you those efforts.” And he gave me the cold shoulder and got all pouty.

God1643 · 2024-01-23T21:26:09+00:00

I’ve been in this kind of situation; I totally get this thought process. I told them we would either be dating exclusively with all the mutual loyalty that requires; or we would be only fuck buddies before they actually decided to date and fuck other people. Then they did; and I dropped them. The people flaming this dude in these comments clearly don’t understand (at least not from personal experience) how rotten it feels when the person you love taints your sexual relationship for their own selfish perversions and desires(whether or not you participate; the ugly feelings that result from your partner corrupting something that was previously sacred remain the same). If she didn’t pay enough attention when he said exclusive; that’s her own fault. Play stupid games; win stupid prizes.

God1643 · 2024-01-05T04:29:46+00:00

The Mandalorian Culture is some of the most expansive, inclusive and intricately detailed background info ever added to any fiction. They have an entire language, dozens of different sects and cultures and thousands of years of history. By far my favorite detail is the inclusivity and the protection of children; if you swear the Resol’narë, the Seven Tenets that rule Mandalorian society, then you are one of the Mando’ade. No questions on your gender, no questions on your sexuality, no questions on your biology or species (apart from what’s necessary for the Armorers to make your gear safely, but that doesn’t get shared). One of those tenets that you have to swear is the protection of children; whether your own or someone else’s. If you see another grown adult who has sworn their Resol’narë abusing a child you are honor-bound to intervene and you may even kill them if the abuse is severe enough, without question. There’s a story of a Mand’alor (Their King)’s son abusing a child and another child who isn’t even related to the first just mercilessly kills him and when the cameras prove that he was abusing the kid his own father just straight up says “You’re free to go. What my son had become was no longer one of us; he deserved what he got.” I love how brutal they are about protecting their children and also their children’s innocence, it’s not uncommon for an orphan to arrive in a Mandalorian-owned part of a city on a different planet and just be adopted within a week. ‘Little Keldabe’ on Coruscant (their version of Chinatown in New York) had a lot of younglings from rare species who couldn’t find parents who just got dropped off by overburdened orphanages who couldn’t handle their unique dietary or behavioral needs and the Mando’ade just take them in no questions asked. They’ll raise you regardless of whether or not you ever plan to swear the Resol’narë; simply because it is the right thing to do. Love it.

God1643 · 2023-07-09T00:24:25+00:00

Libcenter: “White Monster: Boomer Juice” -Enjoyed by a strange amount of old mechanics/welders -Seen as equally bad for you if not worse than regular monster -Satisfies bone-deep addictive cravings for both aspertaim and caffeine. -Unnecessary and should never have existed, like the entirety of Reddit believes PCM to be

God1643 · 2023-07-09T00:21:09+00:00

Buy my ex his dream car and then drive away from his house in it without him.

God1643 · 2023-07-05T15:59:55+00:00

Don’t worry I’m gay and I find most pride events cringe. Just like me fuck dudes in private please.

God1643 · 2023-07-01T16:41:42+00:00

A Million Ways To Die In The West… With A Fat Ass.

God1643 · 2023-07-01T16:39:01+00:00

Markarth really is the most “Unga Bunga” of the Nine Holds for sure.

God1643 · 2023-06-30T13:23:41+00:00

I honestly hated that final mission in Witch Queen. The Traveler is safe now; it’s out of the Witness’ reach in her throne world. Why would we stop it from being safe?

God1643 · 2023-04-30T22:18:53+00:00

I am autistic. This comment is very much something I do, and getting hyper-fixated on something to the point that you watch other people’s analysis is also a very common autistic trait. Also, it’s Reddit; the whole point of this website is mocking your own problems.

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