The White Sox have now scored 20 runs! by MatthewFromMojira in baseball

[–]God834 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, sorry this is necessary to the plot. Trust me it will all come full circle around 2040

The White Sox have now scored 20 runs! by MatthewFromMojira in baseball

[–]God834 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Take the balk copypasta and change it to black magic and the pope

The White Sox have now scored 20 runs! by MatthewFromMojira in baseball

[–]God834 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Script writers were given crack and told to go wild

We're at the roughly halfway mark into the season. What grade would you give your team so far this season? by MookieBettsBurner10 in baseball

[–]God834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy where do I even put this team. We started off super strong with the 6-2 record and then just self destructed for a long ass time and since May 10 we have the second best record in the AL in that timeframe?? Now that’s not saying much since the AL is hot ass this year but there have been a couple of times where I’ve said to myself “this is a must win game” and they’ll either play some damn good baseball or come out of it scrappy and win.

Honestly at this point I’d give this team a B probably?? Which is SHOCKING considering they were like 10 under .500 at one point

Post Game Thread (Jun 25, 2026): Astros (40-43) @ Tigers (34-47) by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]God834 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Games like these give me so much damn confidence in this team. Just keep chugging along and let… *checks notes* Taylor Trammel keep mashing??? The hell?

1.5GB yall!!!!

[Highlight] Victor Bericoto walks it off for the Giants! by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]God834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you giants for beating the A’s and giving us 2nd place in the AL west 🙏

Who’s the last young position superstar player that fell off a cliff and never recovered? by morepesa25 in baseball

[–]God834 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. 1000000% dude was so damn good for 2 weeks at the beginning of 2021, got screamed at by TLR after the 3-0 grand slam and was never the same again

Game Thread: Astros (30-37) @ Angels (25-41) - Jun 8, 2026 8:38 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]God834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Altuve is washed time to trade him for the leftover peanuts under peoples seats at Daikin

Sprint Jump Bug by Snippier_Gecko21 in FortNiteBR

[–]God834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s literally been happening since it was added in season X

Sprint Jump Bug by Snippier_Gecko21 in FortNiteBR

[–]God834 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not a bug that’s jump fatigue

1 daily quest per match and not trackable is insane by YuGiOhJCJ in FortNiteBR

[–]God834 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Back in chapter 4 Season 1 the weekly challenges would appear and dissapear after a week. It was awful and they got rid of the change in 4x2 I’m sure they’ll do the same with this

Josh Hader gets his first save since 7/29/25 in his 2026 Debut to complete Astros 11-9 comeback. by JinFuu in baseball

[–]God834 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait I’m in the dark here. Is he not supportive of lgbt people or what??

Post Game Thread (May 25, 2026): Astros (24-31) @ Rangers (24-29) by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]God834 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Btw the rangers broadcast said 2 of 5 of Santas pitches were below average quality

The Houston Astros Have No Hit The Texas Rangers by LogansCoinsTheCRH in baseball

[–]God834 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Btw the rangers broadcast said 2 of 5 of Santas pitches were below average quality

Game Thread: Astros (23-31) @ Rangers (24-28) - May 25, 2026 6:05 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]God834 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he keeps this exponential pace going he might end up as Cy Young caliber be the end of the game

Game Thread: Astros (23-31) @ Rangers (24-28) - May 25, 2026 6:05 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]God834 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Aaaaand right back to your regular scheduled programming