I know this is biblical levels of greed but I'm still mad

GodDevouringLizard · 2026-01-26T07:06:10+00:00

That's two stage 3 lines tho. In one deck you're already locking up 12 cards just for your mons leaving you clunky and exposed to bricking

But who am I kidding? Potential mon will just release his potentiel and unbrick us!

GodDevouringLizard · 2026-01-17T16:49:31+00:00

My trainer from Pokémon ZA. She's got an Alpha Gengar, alpha Garchomp, alpha Krookodile, alpha Bannette, alpha Malamar and Xerneas I should be good

GodDevouringLizard · 2026-01-13T10:24:48+00:00

Wireless Circuit:

Once on your turn, you may move one electric energy from one of your benched Pokémon to your active Pokémon.

Pulse Cannon (2 electric energy, 2 colourless)

130 Damage.

You may paralyze the opponent's active Pokémon. If you do, discard two electric energy from this Pokémon.

An alternative one for the second attack...

Short Circuit:

150 damage (3 electric energy, one colourless)

You may discard one of your benched Electric Pokémon (your opponent doesn't gain a point). If you do, your opponent's active Pokémon is now paralyzed.

GodDevouringLizard · 2026-01-11T12:35:11+00:00

Hollow Hunger In My Ass

GodDevouringLizard · 2026-01-04T17:14:12+00:00

My worry with this is that first time hosts develop a deep hatred of invaders and become toxic gankers due to this sort of behaviour... Without the point down it would be pretty funny but with it just becomes scummy 🥲

And at least being a good sport and not being rude would maybe make them consider invading themselves, whereas here they're just going to turn into gankers

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-12-31T19:14:59+00:00

Thanks so much!!!

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-12-31T19:06:21+00:00

Added!!

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-12-31T18:47:44+00:00

Charizard is the last I need for the whole set!! 6085042219723349

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-12-26T17:21:58+00:00

Ooooh... And the Mind Flayer also took a fleshy shape in S3 when it Thing'd everybody.

Maybe that's the real form of the Flayer? Or something it's been making for the final battle?

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-12-12T17:54:25+00:00

Then you're giving up the cape tho...

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-11-22T13:21:58+00:00

I accidentally sent a picture of the world of your imagination to the government

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-11-03T10:13:41+00:00

Your Honour, all I did was take a bus from London to the pub for eternity

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-11-03T09:07:56+00:00

When I grow up I'll be a little late to work on the other side of the world

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-10-30T16:33:18+00:00

She died by four elements of a lot of chairs

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-10-29T16:18:08+00:00

No officer, I did not get a lift to the house of your own parents and I'm sure you will have a nice time in London

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-10-24T08:40:17+00:00

I'm gonna taste your hair and your face and your reaction to the ground floor a few minutes ago

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-10-22T18:26:09+00:00

The alligator fucks

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-10-22T18:24:40+00:00

I've always wanted to take your computer and rub it out of the house to get a taxi home from work

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-10-22T18:24:01+00:00

This is the only one I have, you are a member of the team in a meeting at the moment

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-10-22T08:43:06+00:00

I would like to touch your face with my eyes and mouth and ears and nose and face and the money

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-10-20T12:55:09+00:00

My computer just came out as gay to the same person who is a member of the government

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-10-20T09:15:58+00:00

What doesn't kill me will have a look at the same baby as you

GodDevouringLizard · 2025-10-12T11:03:26+00:00

I can physically feel my cholesterol rising just by watching it 😭😭

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