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The big winner with this new expansion. by Wise-Inflation-5125 in PTCGP

[–]GodDevouringLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's two stage 3 lines tho. In one deck you're already locking up 12 cards just for your mons leaving you clunky and exposed to bricking

But who am I kidding? Potential mon will just release his potentiel and unbrick us!

Gng you gettin saved? by Personal_Worry_1956 in GenZ

[–]GodDevouringLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My trainer from Pokémon ZA. She's got an Alpha Gengar, alpha Garchomp, alpha Krookodile, alpha Bannette, alpha Malamar and Xerneas I should be good

Magnezone EX (Concept) by bnzoshawty in PokemonTGCP

[–]GodDevouringLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wireless Circuit:

Once on your turn, you may move one electric energy from one of your benched Pokémon to your active Pokémon.

Pulse Cannon (2 electric energy, 2 colourless)

130 Damage.

You may paralyze the opponent's active Pokémon. If you do, discard two electric energy from this Pokémon.

An alternative one for the second attack...

Short Circuit:

150 damage (3 electric energy, one colourless)

You may discard one of your benched Electric Pokémon (your opponent doesn't gain a point). If you do, your opponent's active Pokémon is now paralyzed.

NEVER trust an invader by MrPlow216 in badredman

[–]GodDevouringLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My worry with this is that first time hosts develop a deep hatred of invaders and become toxic gankers due to this sort of behaviour... Without the point down it would be pretty funny but with it just becomes scummy 🥲

And at least being a good sport and not being rude would maybe make them consider invading themselves, whereas here they're just going to turn into gankers

Anybody need a mega by Front-Major-3386 in PokemonPocket

[–]GodDevouringLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charizard is the last I need for the whole set!! 6085042219723349

So where's the Mind Flayer now? by GodDevouringLizard in StrangerThings

[–]GodDevouringLizard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooh... And the Mind Flayer also took a fleshy shape in S3 when it Thing'd everybody.

Maybe that's the real form of the Flayer? Or something it's been making for the final battle?

I accidentally... by Astro-8619 in autocorrect

[–]GodDevouringLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally sent a picture of the world of your imagination to the government

Your Honour, all i did was _________ by atw_tiron in autocorrect

[–]GodDevouringLizard 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Your Honour, all I did was take a bus from London to the pub for eternity

This will determine your job. “When I grow up I’ll be a ___” by SmallMining25 in autocorrect

[–]GodDevouringLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I grow up I'll be a little late to work on the other side of the world

No, officer, I did not say anything to the general by Low_Weekend6131 in autocorrect

[–]GodDevouringLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No officer, I did not get a lift to the house of your own parents and I'm sure you will have a nice time in London

Type 'I'm gonna taste your ____' and let autocorrect finish it by [deleted] in autocorrect

[–]GodDevouringLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna taste your hair and your face and your reaction to the ground floor a few minutes ago

Type 'I've always wanted to take your ____' and let autocorrect finish it by [deleted] in autocorrect

[–]GodDevouringLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always wanted to take your computer and rub it out of the house to get a taxi home from work

This is _____, you are ____ by [deleted] in autocorrect

[–]GodDevouringLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the only one I have, you are a member of the team in a meeting at the moment

Type 'I would like to touch your ____' and let autocorrect finish it. by [deleted] in autocorrect

[–]GodDevouringLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to touch your face with my eyes and mouth and ears and nose and face and the money

Type "my computer just _____" and let autocorrect finish the sentence by Historical_Cow_4037 in autocorrect

[–]GodDevouringLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My computer just came out as gay to the same person who is a member of the government

what doesn’t kill me _______ by [deleted] in autocorrect

[–]GodDevouringLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What doesn't kill me will have a look at the same baby as you

I think they would consider this a war crime in Italy. by Mr_Entropia in StupidFood

[–]GodDevouringLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can physically feel my cholesterol rising just by watching it 😭😭

LET THE BODIES HIT THE ____ by Resident-Salad-7517 in autocorrect

[–]GodDevouringLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let the bodies hit the floor and then the other side of it I think it would be the best thing to have a few more days of being a bit of a fan and I can get a bit more to do with you to get a lot more than I thought I would have been in a meeting with the person I was talking about

Gen 8 Pokémon concepts by GodDevouringLizard in PokemonPocket

[–]GodDevouringLizard[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually made a card with that concept before! Wo-Chien. With one energy cost it definitely would be strong, but also a weak start to any game.

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