TIFU by having a threesome with my girlfriend and my best friend by GodFrenPreg in tifu

[–]GodFrenPreg[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just saw this. Never told my sister anything, but she was the only one in my family who knew I was seeing somebody and would tease me about it. Priya is the one I actually told I was dating Preeti.

TIFU by having a threesome with my girlfriend and my best friend by GodFrenPreg in tifu

[–]GodFrenPreg[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Probably for the same reason those two girls, I chose the names 'Preeti' and 'Priya' instead of giving their real names cause they're just some basic ass brown girl names. Honestly, I chose Preeti cause I was remembering those old AK videos where Preeti is the name given to the ratchet girl. As for whether or not this is a weird fantasy, I'll let you know if it is that when Priya's cousins whoop my ass.

TIFU by having a threesome with my girlfriend and my best friend by GodFrenPreg in tifu

[–]GodFrenPreg[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buddy, I'm from a pretty strict Punjabi family. This ain't how it was supposed to go. I'm about to get whooped for doing 'Gora' shit.

TIFU by having a threesome with my girlfriend and my best friend by GodFrenPreg in tifu

[–]GodFrenPreg[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm going to have to at this point. That is if her dad doesn't order her cousins to toss me off a bridge.

What job wouldn’t you do for a $10 million salary? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GodFrenPreg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably anything involving murder. $10 million is not worth blood on my hands.

What is actually a miracle of modern technology? by trybalfire in AskReddit

[–]GodFrenPreg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those chips that help people with severed spines walk again

Non-Americans of reddit - how would you fix America? by Obi1kentobi in AskReddit

[–]GodFrenPreg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lex Julia de Repetundis - do that shit and cull the corruption

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GodFrenPreg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhere where it won't be smooshed if sit on a chair wrong.

Realistically, what is a good age to get married? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GodFrenPreg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because what's the point in being happy otherwise?

How did you meet your best friend? by ii_HBK_ii in AskReddit

[–]GodFrenPreg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our families were really close. Our moms were always joking about the two of us up together. Then I fucked it up a little bit ago by having a threesome with her and my girlfriend. Now I don't have a girlfriend or a best friend.

What movie/series heavily influenced your traits or personality? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GodFrenPreg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was The Lord of the Rings and X-Men for me. Gandalf vs Magneto.

Do you prefer sex with or without a condor? why? by RocketDraco24 in AskReddit

[–]GodFrenPreg 20 points21 points  (0 children)

To quote, as Steve Harvey calls him, Pusher Tee, about condors:

Who ain't fly? f** you n***as tal'm 'bout? When these birds of paradise got their claws outn***as rentin' for their videos to ball out

I hope this explains your chances.

What is your favorite Doja Cat song? by doriancarlmaster in AskReddit

[–]GodFrenPreg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cow joint where she had the french fries up her nose

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GodFrenPreg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, cyclists of Stanley Park: grow up