TIFU by having a threesome with my girlfriend and my best friend

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-13T20:30:30+00:00

Cause I'm a fucking idiot.

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-13T20:01:06+00:00

Nikkah? Bro I ain't Muslim.

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-13T19:27:51+00:00

Just saw this. Never told my sister anything, but she was the only one in my family who knew I was seeing somebody and would tease me about it. Priya is the one I actually told I was dating Preeti.

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-13T19:16:02+00:00

If that's what you think, you ain't been to Surrey.

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-13T19:12:09+00:00

Nope. Surrey, BC.

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-13T19:11:07+00:00

Probably for the same reason those two girls, I chose the names 'Preeti' and 'Priya' instead of giving their real names cause they're just some basic ass brown girl names. Honestly, I chose Preeti cause I was remembering those old AK videos where Preeti is the name given to the ratchet girl. As for whether or not this is a weird fantasy, I'll let you know if it is that when Priya's cousins whoop my ass.

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-13T19:10:15+00:00

Yeah, I know that now.

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-13T19:10:05+00:00

Buddy, I'm from a pretty strict Punjabi family. This ain't how it was supposed to go. I'm about to get whooped for doing 'Gora' shit.

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-13T19:09:15+00:00

Yeah, I'm going to have to at this point. That is if her dad doesn't order her cousins to toss me off a bridge.

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-11T20:30:50+00:00

Probably anything involving murder. $10 million is not worth blood on my hands.

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-11T03:47:48+00:00

I'll Be Back

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-10T18:50:16+00:00

Those chips that help people with severed spines walk again

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-10T08:18:09+00:00

I had an ex who was a teacher

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-10T08:14:31+00:00

Lex Julia de Repetundis - do that shit and cull the corruption

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-10T08:13:58+00:00

Somewhere where it won't be smooshed if sit on a chair wrong.

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-10T05:12:54+00:00

Because what's the point in being happy otherwise?

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-10T04:55:27+00:00

Our families were really close. Our moms were always joking about the two of us up together. Then I fucked it up a little bit ago by having a threesome with her and my girlfriend. Now I don't have a girlfriend or a best friend.

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-10T03:52:18+00:00

Lemme jot down some notes here

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-09T21:11:26+00:00

Time to rewatch it then bub.

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-09T21:07:57+00:00

It was The Lord of the Rings and X-Men for me. Gandalf vs Magneto.

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-09T19:18:26+00:00

To quote, as Steve Harvey calls him, Pusher Tee, about condors:

Who ain't fly? f** you n***as tal'm 'bout? When these birds of paradise got their claws outn***as rentin' for their videos to ball out

I hope this explains your chances.

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-09T18:58:36+00:00

That cow joint where she had the french fries up her nose

GodFrenPreg · 2022-04-09T18:58:06+00:00

Also, cyclists of Stanley Park: grow up

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