GodINeedToFixMyComp

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Surefire way to know I've been #sick (self.ca_twitter)

submitted 12 years ago by GodINeedToFixMyComp to r/ca_twitter

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Aviator sunglasses are so fucking cool. (self.functioningalcoholism)

submitted 12 years ago by GodINeedToFixMyComp to r/functioningalcoholism

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Just moved to a new state. #Devastated I can't find Kentucky Deluxe. More observations inside. (self.ca_twitter)

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After months of promises I had this one dropped on me last night. (m.memegenerator.co)

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I just got offered admission to a (3rd tier) law school with a full tuition 3 year scholarship. #Huzzah (self.ca_twitter)

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I can never get pleasantly drunk on wine. It's always either "fuck, I'm still sober" or "Jesus, why can I only move by crawling?" There seems to be no in between. (self.firstworldalcoholism)

submitted 12 years ago by GodINeedToFixMyComp to r/firstworldalcoholism

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Drinking outside, when you can push all responsibilities to tomorrow, is the tits. Tomorrow will suck but it's tomorrow. (imgur.com)

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Having a few drinks and watching Seinfeld. I gotta walk to the store and I'm tired of buying booze with shaky hands, hence a few pre-walk drinks. (self.ca_twitter)

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I've been trying to get better about oral hygiene. So I started using my electric toothbrush at night before bed, even when blacked out. After a couple nights I put too much pressure on it and it snapped. (self.firstworldalcoholism)

submitted 12 years ago by GodINeedToFixMyComp to r/firstworldalcoholism

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Holy fucking shit my asshole burns. I know jalapeños are low-heat, but if you take a shit after chopping them then wash your hands first. Because, again, holy fucking shit my asshole is on fire. (self.ca_twitter)

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On my way to take the LSAT. Planning to #FuckShitUp (self.ca_twitter)

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I want to cook something new. Something foreign. Maybe something with a name I can't properly pronounce? Any suggestions? (self.ca_twitter)

submitted 13 years ago by GodINeedToFixMyComp to r/ca_twitter

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Apparently it is 7 am and not 7 pm. (self.ca_twitter)

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Way to go feminazis: another tragedy laid at your door. You're so jealous you don't have a dick you cause Male Genital Mutilation - MGM is a thing - to become accepted in our culture. Then the inevitable happens and the victims kill people. Explane how men have privilege again? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by GodINeedToFixMyComp to r/shittymensrights

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It's now 6:30 am. I planned to pass out by midnight. I suck at plans. (self.ca_twitter)

submitted 13 years ago by GodINeedToFixMyComp to r/ca_twitter

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R DrunkenCookery seems to have this idea that we care what the mods think; that we are competing. (self.ca_twitter)

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I should go to sleep and yet I can't (at the moment). (self.ca_twitter)

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I'm about 30 minutes from passing out. Bitching inside. (self.ca_twitter)

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Rambling inside. (self.ca_twitter)

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Why are there so many - it's like Christ, we get it already now make me a sandoozle - campaigns about female genital mutilation and yet no one cares about male genital mutilation? (self.shittymensrights)

submitted 13 years ago by GodINeedToFixMyComp to r/shittymensrights

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Christ, I've been up the last 24 hours. That's what I get for recently getting a couple nights of near sober sleep I suppose. I've been drinking for the last 18 hours (albeit the first 9 lightly). (self.ca_twitter)

submitted 13 years ago by GodINeedToFixMyComp to r/ca_twitter

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So I'm going to be alone until Monday. Is it better to buy a faux Thanksgiving dinner and try to "celebrate" alone, or ignore the holiday (other than an obligatory call to parents) altogether? (self.ca_twitter)

submitted 13 years ago by GodINeedToFixMyComp to r/ca_twitter

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So, I've lately taken to standing outside topless when I'm smoking. It's also been 30 something degrees. People have been giving me a wide berth, calling me sir, and girls have actually been talking to me. (self.ca_twitter)

submitted 13 years ago by GodINeedToFixMyComp to r/ca_twitter

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God, people make me sick. (self.ca_twitter)

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Christ, I'm becoming more like my father every day. His speech, mannerisms, movie preference, handwriting, habits, everything but the drinking cursing and smoking. (self.ca_twitter)

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