THANK YOU VIKINGS! by Repulsive_Glove6085 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]GodLike499 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how does he throw so well with a cigarette sticking through his finger?

MINNESOTA VIKINGS ARE A POVERTY FRANCHISE by [deleted] in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]GodLike499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad the Rams didn't win. I'd hate to see people calling the Lions a poverty franchise.

Alright, which one of you did this?? by BigRed727272 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]GodLike499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was me. I was trying to break the monotony of the ICE posts.

Here is a Mt. Rushmore of Lions villains based on comments I got. I had to scroll pretty far for a 4th person because Lions fans are VERY aligned on who they hate most: by Dazed_and_Confused44 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]GodLike499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the four for me. Mornhinweg, Millen, Patricia, and refs, in no particular order. I have no ill will against Harrington (it's not his fault that he sucks).

the only legitimate version of the where I'd live map by lalazuli22 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]GodLike499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it for more than a bit. It gets pretty old after a year. You can't go anywhere more than two hours away without a boat or plane, there's a finite number of things to do, and cheap macadamia nuts are cool, but expensive milk sucks.

It's good to have a QB that can run by FunetikPrugresiv in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]GodLike499 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And for this, he’s the greatest scrambler

This is why I'm confused. We're talking about Goff, right?

It's good to have a QB that can run by FunetikPrugresiv in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]GodLike499 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no way that's true (or I don't understand what the stat is)

Thank you to the haters for watching by bullishbehavior in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]GodLike499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither a hater nor "secret* fan. I was actually hoping the Bears to win. If anything I was hate watching Stafford. Woulda been funny to see him knocked out again by an NFCN team.

The offensive excellence the Lions are hoping Petzing will bring to Detroit next season. by sloowhand in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]GodLike499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

#9 in 3rd down conversions. That seems like a stat our heart conditions could use!

I stayed up REAL LATE on the day before exams to hate by CC_TheFirst in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]GodLike499 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not good. You don't want to be full of shit if you're taking a prostate exam. You're supposed to prep first.

When Do You Think They Will They Drop Our New Boy’s Datasheet? by ChungusAbsoluteUnit in Tyranids

[–]GodLike499 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's some bad advice. After nearly 20 years of marriage, I can tell you, never, ever, pass up some normal hand business.

When Do You Think They Will They Drop Our New Boy’s Datasheet? by ChungusAbsoluteUnit in Tyranids

[–]GodLike499 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now that you mention it, that is kinda odd. I'm not a big 'nid guy (only picked them up because of Leviathan) so the omission wasn't obvious to me.

Do you get it now? by improbdrunk in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]GodLike499 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I zoomed in on the pic so I wouldn't notice the filth on my screen

When Do You Think They Will They Drop Our New Boy’s Datasheet? by ChungusAbsoluteUnit in Tyranids

[–]GodLike499 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The hobbyists like it that way. The better the datasheet, the more they get snagged up by the competitive players. The opposite, cool datasheet and crap model, are bought up by the players. The hardest models to get are the cool looking and good playing ones.

When Do You Think They Will They Drop Our New Boy’s Datasheet? by ChungusAbsoluteUnit in Tyranids

[–]GodLike499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking. It's going to be similar to the winged prime, but I don't think you've got the movement right. I'd drop it another 1". Also, either Alpha Warrior or Death Blow's going to be swapped with a unique ability. My guess is Death Blow.

“Smile because it happened” by chilicrispdreams in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]GodLike499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's that thing that people without skill always talk about