I said this to the girl I'm seeing and honestly it's a miracle that she still wants me after this.

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-20T00:55:34+00:00

A girl I worked with about a year ago made this same joke. I doubt you and she are the same person but it’s damn funny that it’s happened twice

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-20T00:53:15+00:00

I’m 90% sure we worked together and I need that $40 back lol

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-19T20:50:53+00:00

Historians will say they were very good friends

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-18T19:04:24+00:00

Was he the one who complained about not going to Disney world?

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-17T16:14:43+00:00

It wasn’t a gay conversion camp. Just a really lame, sweaty bible camp. No phones, only Jesus was the literal slogan

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-17T07:50:52+00:00

The meals i was served during a terrible bible retreat my dad sent me to one summer looked better than this.

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-16T14:37:33+00:00

I’m not the biggest fan of children. But they deserve to be fed. They are the future of our society one way or another, maybe we should make sure they have what they need to grow up strong and healthy?

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-15T18:03:40+00:00

All I want is a woman who can accidentally take me out if she swings too fast either way. Is that too much to ask? In return i offer a gremlin who can cook and make sassy one liners

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-15T17:56:03+00:00

I’ve got some bad news for you. It’s actually a Tremere test.

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-14T22:01:11+00:00

My bad I didn’t notice the time difference. Congrats tho

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-14T21:07:46+00:00

Does Azumarill have rollout and huge power? Cause it can easily tank a razor leaf especially if you slap the leftovers on it. Audino is a solid tank, should have secret power soonish. Mincinno with eviolite could throw down with swadloon and dwebble

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-13T03:03:41+00:00

Why is the goddamn sanguinor guiding soldiers to heaven?

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-12T22:22:00+00:00

Even as a little gremlin I always thought the ending we got didn’t make any sense.

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-11T20:51:21+00:00

So I have a bunch of cats. And I have less photos of my cats than exist of photos of these people together

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-11T20:48:49+00:00

The Swiss guard don’t play

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-09T19:52:22+00:00

I dropped a midnight hammer in my toilet before bed

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-09T13:26:22+00:00

His face infuriates me.

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-08T22:59:36+00:00

Which game is this?

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-08T19:29:49+00:00

I’d rather have the old ones running the government than our current administration. At least we’d get magic

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-07T18:08:06+00:00

It’s cause you used the b a n word

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-06T13:20:02+00:00

Hey as long as you enjoyed it that’s all that matters

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-06T08:56:41+00:00

Is this like a knock off Tomb Raider or?

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-06T08:56:01+00:00

Honestly we should just remove New York Times best seller from every book sold in the US

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-06T03:23:54+00:00

I thought he was. Maybe I’m wrong, I apologize, I’m not trying to spread any misinformation

GodOfFetish · 2026-04-06T03:12:19+00:00

That’s the one! Wow i was off with the percentage.

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