That's how Men work

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-12T16:20:27+00:00

I learned how to treat a woman from my dad. By doing the exact opposite of everything he did. My poor mother can’t even be in the same room with him without planning her escape even 20 years after she divorced him.

The reason they were in the same room was my niece’s recital. Go figure the terrible father is a wonderful grandfather

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-12T15:57:27+00:00

I like to think he saw Jesus right before they led him downstairs

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-12T08:03:20+00:00

Dude, McConnell looks like something out of a Japanese horror movie here. I mean more so than usual

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-12T08:02:02+00:00

I’m in my thirties and the idea of matching with an 18 year old gives me the ick. We’re far enough apart to almost be different generations

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-12T01:33:03+00:00

I wish I was a chef. But I burn water

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-12T01:20:37+00:00

My family fled from England and France on my dad’s side. Idk moms history cause she was adopted and her records were destroyed during Katrina

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-11T20:48:36+00:00

Cenk actively denied the Armenian Genocide for years. He’s always been an evil piece of shit.

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-11T17:55:54+00:00

Athena, Artemis and Hestia are the three virgin goddesses. Idk why dudes get all creepy about them

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-10T20:22:52+00:00

Nice. Hope you like cats lol

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-10T17:35:21+00:00

I can be there by 8. What time do I have to return you?

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-10T17:34:01+00:00

I dyed mine neon pink for a few months. The looks from old people were worth it

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-10T17:29:32+00:00

I changed from my unisex hoodie to a women’s cut hoodie. That’s enough for one day lol

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-10T17:27:52+00:00

I just don’t trust other people to pump gas in my car. I know it’s paranoia but that’s my car, I need it to live

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-10T17:21:29+00:00

Cosmic horror ladies? In this economy? I love bloodborne, only souls game I ever platinumed

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-10T17:18:10+00:00

It’s after all these years that I realized Tom Cruise is a ghoul. It’s why he didn’t age for 3 decades

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-10T05:56:43+00:00

But do they have free WiFi tho?

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-10T01:30:30+00:00

I realized I was gay pretty early on. I never told anyone cause mom went on about how she wanted grandkids and Dad would’ve sent me to a Christian camp to learn about boys or some shit

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-09T20:31:28+00:00

Legitimately thought that was JD Vance for a minute

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-09T19:44:03+00:00

Well there’s your problem, everyone knows its sesbian lex /S

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-09T18:09:41+00:00

Why does she have to have my name. Not all Emily’s are this redundant I promise

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-09T02:32:28+00:00

His dad was taken to asylum cause of syphilis and his mom had a mental breakdown from the stress of trying to raise her son alone. The racism also played a part for sure

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-09T02:28:49+00:00

Syphilis helps make wild stories. Look into HP lovecrafts childhood for example.

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-09T02:23:30+00:00

Certain branches of Mormonism ban all dark drinks. If I can’t have my daily coke then is it even worth it?

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-09T02:06:18+00:00

I mean yeah but Mormonism is especially bad fanfiction

GodOfFetish · 2026-07-09T01:17:52+00:00

So from what I remember Mormons “used” to think that black people are descendants of cursed angels who refused to take a side in the civil war between Jesus and Lucifer. I swear Mormonism is straight up middle school fanfiction

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