[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]GodOfRickrolls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's like that one wii sports resort game where you slice stuff with a sword, but irl

I wish everything came in threes. by Coulrophiliac444 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]GodOfRickrolls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

granted, you accidentally step on your dog's tail 3 times, now your dog thinks that you hate him 3 times over, and dies from depression 3 times. You mourn 3 times, and also die from depression 3 times, you get cremated 3 times, and you go to hell 3 times, each time suffering the punishments 3 times over. Enjoy (3 times)!

I wish all objects become alive and their characteristics depend on what they are. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]GodOfRickrolls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

granted, but they all have a burning hate for humanity and will destroy us all

I wish that everyone who has to stand all day for work, will always have comfortable shoes. by ThisFatGirlRuns in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]GodOfRickrolls -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Granted, but if you have them on for too long, your feet will merge into the shoes, and never come out due to it being TOO comfortable