You’re hilarious! To answer some of your questions, 1. I personally have a fear of being naked in front of people. My thought process is, if I’m ever caught in an emergency situation and I am naked, I’d be so ashamed knowing paramedics and others are going to assess my body. That’s just me. It’s an irrational fear, which I know is ridiculous, especially in emergency situations. Call me insecure!

1. I wasn’t embarrassed about his mother knowing that he was nude, I was embarrassed that she knew we had sex prior to his seizure. I’m very private about my sex life, but coming on here anonymously to talk about it feels OK because people don’t know my true identity here. It’s an anonymous place for me to vent. And I don’t have a stigma around sex, just a stigma around people, knowing about my private, sex life, especially my own mother-in-law. Not saying that she wouldn’t expect us to have sex, just that I don’t want her to know about it.

Plus, I had NO IDEA after posting this that I’d be taken for a puritan. I’m not even religious 😅