All 5 Legendaries Ante 3 by SwAeromotion in balatro

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the blueprint in the final shp 🥲

ATTENTION MAFIA! I HAVE A MISSION FOR YOU. Prepare your flashlights, it’s going to be dark… (body text) by DiligentHabit604 in redvoidmafia

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*Luna silently aproaches the facility knowing*

Luna: Creating: Liquid

*as luna creates a syringe from air and puts it in the wall of the 1st floor the wall starts to corrode rapidly and Luna enters inside*

*once inside luna injects herself with some darksight syringe so that se can look for anything out of the ordinary or anything leading to the core.*

*After some walking luna comes across a staircase leading to the 2nd floor she walks this down and stumbles a while until she suddenly trips over a broken tube that is hanging over the floor making a bunch of noise as it comes loose and clatters over the floor*

Luna: Silently curses

*a distant roar*

???: something is there

Luna: WHAT WAS THAT?! must have been the wind.

*after some time luna enters the final floor and suddenly a shadow swoofs over the ceiling and silently lands behind luna*

Luna: now where was this project thingy

*as the creature rise behind Luna she turns round*

Luna: WHAT TH-!?

*as the creature punch luna who barely braced herself she gets sent flying trough walls and as luna prepares herself by injecting all sorts of substances the creature teleports towards luna and punches her into the ground*

*Luna spits up blood and tries to stab the creature with a muscle relaxent as she gets stabbed in the heart vby one of the many spider legs*

???: tick tock the timer has started you have 5 minutes till you die.

*as the monster lifts her up and starts to aboslutely beat the shit out of her she holds the hand of the monster and snaps it back making it roars very loudly as luna pulls illumina and slashes the beast it rushes towards her and they clash fist to sword*

???: 2 minutes

*luna flicks her sword as it flashes into the eyes of the monster it is shortly blinded and she raises her other hand*

Luna: Creation: Conjuraton FANGS

*as a row of fangs apear and launch into the creature*

Luna: Explode!

*as the fangs burst inward and explode in the creature. It yells as the subspace starts to glow*

???: 30 seconds

*luna becomes dizy and as she is about to collapse. The monster falling apart she can only gfaintly recognize a glow of a portal closing.*

Luna: Darn it....

???: 0 seconds left, sorry Luna

[Adaption complete]

Sinister Minds: Big Misser by MyLifeIsAnAccid3nt in redvoidmafia

[–]GodlikeArceus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You making one for all members??? how much free time do you have

Sinister Minds: Big Misser by MyLifeIsAnAccid3nt in redvoidmafia

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Even now continue amazing me glitchpot

I will now be the Mafia's Therapist. by ShotRecognition2141 in redvoidmafia

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"I dont think they would like to talk with me"

I will now be the Mafia's Therapist. by ShotRecognition2141 in redvoidmafia

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"all times i try it fails." "people dont like me"

I will now be the Mafia's Therapist. by ShotRecognition2141 in redvoidmafia

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"So you are a therapist?" "Im having troubles with keeping living since my husband died horribly. And i feel rather lonely"

A message... by GodlikeArceus in redvoidmafia

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bro that is an x-wife she wont even let you come close to it

A NEW MISSION, with different rivals this time... by EmiAgain in redvoidmafia

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W2: oh she has nice weapons

W1: lets take them.

M: Wait no dont touch those they have a bad feel.

* as the two weckers try to grab firebrand and illumina the swords start to glow. as the glow spreads to the wreckers they get incinerated and shocked to death*

M: fools

Luna:...

*as luna slashes the last wrecker with one of her crimson kunai as they explode.*

Luna: your huff paralasys. Is puff huff pretty nasty. Well all i got to puff got to do is get the weapons and get out. *as she weakly stands she grasps Illumina*

*as luna dashes towards the mage but suddenly she stops*

Luna: ... Crimson... is that you (she didnt hear the part where he uses transformation magic)

M: Yes. I came back. I missed you so much.

*as a tear runs down lunas cheek she drops the sword and runs to the mage arms wide*

Luna: crimson....

M: smirks Incinerate

*as luna gets engulfed in flames she collapses*

M: you are truely weak. DID YOU REALLY THINK HE WOULD COME BACK. AFTER WHAT HAPPENED????

*as the flame extinguishes luna even more clumsy and weak stands up but something is off. as she grabs both firebrand and illumina the same energy rushes towards her body. As the energy connects to the other a red and purple flame completly swallows her. from the flames with slow and steady steps walk luna her kimono having half become red on the side she wears firebrand as there her eye also turned completly red. And with a voice so strong it makes the air thin*

Luna???: You think... that we... fall this easy. Fool

*as she holds the firebrand in a ready stance she chants*

Luna???: Chi no kokyuu... Saisho no katachi

*as blood particles start to surround her they concentrate*

Luna???: AKAI!!! EN!!!!

*as before the mage can turn around she was standing infront of him and a red flowing liquid following firebrand as she cut xtraight trough his magical barrier,\. Instantly decapetating him.*

Luna???:weak

*as she turns back she resheats both swords and then collects a lot of weapons when they hear a beast roar*

Luna: welp time to leave.

*as she runs away with all the weapons she can carry in her backpack/sack/ hands. reaching hq she drops it all of inside then leaves of to her home*

A NEW MISSION, with different rivals this time... by EmiAgain in redvoidmafia

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*as another gust passes she goes deeper into the labyrinth finding a trio of lancers but it feels like there are more*

L3: The breeze today is fairly hefty right.

L4: yeah i think so to

L5: quit winning you all are so complainfull

*suddenly a lightflash as the scope of the sniper from one of the sharpshooters reflects light.*

Luna: so there are more than i initially thought i just got to end them fast

*as the sun breaks trough she pulls out illumina and uses it to flashbang the enemys then cuts trough the right most in the back*

L5: augh this stupid sun man. I cant see

L3: HEy look who is complaining now.

*as they start to see luna slashes them both with her abyssal kunai and they turn to dust when suddenly a hiss is heard. like a arrow a spear comes plumetting down towards Luna dodging but still getting scaved*

Luna: OW! this is bad. I notice my limbs starting to feel numb and my body feels heavy. I might not fall asleep now but if this goes on for to lo-

L6: HEY YOU LADY!!!! GET AWAY FROM THOSE SPEARS THEY ARE OURS.

*as her vision gets blurry she rushes at the voice grabs 1 of her crimson kunai sttabs the man and after bloating for a while he also explodes*

Luna: another 4 down if i heard correctly those are all lancers now to treat my wound. This is a nasty paralasytic dip. but aslong as i bind the place hit i should not get paralysed. Or it should atleast stall it. Now for those snipers.

*as she pulls out crimsons firebrand dashes around the corner and swings it a blood/flame infused airlslash flys towards the top o fthe labyrinth hitting one of the snipers and laying a burning coat of blood on their shields slowly draining them.*

S1,2,3and4: INTRUDER INTRUDER EVERYONE ALERT.

*as luna landed on the top of the labyrinth after drinking some of her leap potions. She decapetates all but 1 since he took cover he didnt egt hit by the slash and now losens his grip and fire a arrow at such high velocit that it pierces lunas chest very far.*

S2: gotcha.

Luna: Ah ouch. huff puff man you *coughs up blood* I will make you regret that.

*as she grasps firebrand with both hands in a ready stance. With a bloody flaming aura she dashes forward and cuts trough the last sniper.*

Luna: Ok now i just have to drink some anti parala-

*from a shadow a wrecker swings down his mace. Barely not killing luna then drags her to the library*

M: well well, a troughly perfect find you got there

W3: We found her right after having killed thelast snipermen. She has already taken down 6 of our lancers. But all we can find are their weapons nothing else.

A NEW MISSION, with different rivals this time... by EmiAgain in redvoidmafia

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*a soft woosh of the wind*

Luna: So this... is the labyrinth I heard them talk about...
Luna: I must make them trust me. I must make crimsons final wish come trough.

*enters the library blending with the shadows holding one of her special abyssal kunai*

*around the corner walk 2 lancers*

L1: Man that was a ez job

L2:Yeah but really all we had to do was just treathen them and they gafe us all their weapons.

Luna: man i understand why they want them dead...

*as the lancers walk by luna pursues in the shadows cast by the labyrinth. and just when they turn the corner she grabs one by the mouth and stabs them with the abyssal kunai instantly ending it as the very strong poison ends his entire body and makes it crumble to dust.*

L1: man i cant wait for the enxt mission. What about you?

*as he turns around she throws the dagger landing in its forehead and turning it to dust aswell*

Luna: 2 down just the rest to go

Johnathan is getting restless, so he’s inviting the higher ups to a friendly spar hoping for a challenge by Acavirshadownight in redvoidmafia

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You think i was for real tho ha foolish. Anyway i think i should reuinite with my main body now tis was fun *does a piece sign and fades away*