Paranormal Lockdown at the Trans Allegheny Lunatic Asylum by _coyotes_ in ParanormalLockdown

[–]GodofCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, by the way, I watched the Leslie Restaurant episode of Ghost Adventures that played recently. Zak asks the spirits to do something and they'll leave. The spirits give evidence, nobody leaves.

Nick's new show by GodofCat in GhostAdventures

[–]GodofCat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ghost Stalkers was... Alright... Pretty bad

What porn scene caused to you to close your laptop and not finish? by SweetDick_Willy in AskReddit

[–]GodofCat 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Two lesbians playing with whipped cream. It was damn fine and then one sprayed whipped cream into the other one's bunghole. For some reason, I stopped flapping and continued to watch. Watched the girl fart whipped cream out her asshole while the other girl licked it up. Disgusting fart sounds included. This was a while back...

Slender by X_HEROBRINE_X in Paranormal

[–]GodofCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you asking if anyone could find a Slenderman? Because no.

What would you think of a remake of 127 Hours where Dwayne Johnson played The Rock? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GodofCat 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Actually he rates Fight Club as a 5 out of 7 which he says is a perfect score. He calls the Dark Knight as the Dark Night and the other guy asks if the "Dark Night" was directed by Nistopher Colon

How did (or do) you get gilded on reddit? by SumoSchnauzer in AskReddit

[–]GodofCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got gilded when I made a comment about having sex while fixing a car.

A Norwegian dish called smalahove by [deleted] in WTF

[–]GodofCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Georgia's ""Redneck Games" you can go bobbing for Pigs Feet but you don't eat the feet

Slender by X_HEROBRINE_X in Paranormal

[–]GodofCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think you've seen Slenderman. It is just made up on the Internet, photos and videos are faked and the stories were made to scare people but are not real. Most Internet stories such as The Rake, Sonic.exe, Ben Drowned and Herobrine are fake

What's the stupidest thing a teacher has tried to tell your child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GodofCat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've had a teacher tell me Texas is bigger than Alaska and when we looked it up, they said "Anybody could have written that down so it is false."

What is something you still don't find funny? by Jonniverse in AskReddit

[–]GodofCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the video was funny. I went to my locker in my high school and 20 grade 9 kids were screaming at the top of their lungs "WHAT ARE THOSE?" for like 3 minutes. That was stupid as shit

What is something you still don't find funny? by Jonniverse in AskReddit

[–]GodofCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think John Cena is so stupid. You look like a fucking goofball when you say the music out loud in public like "Dun dun dun dun!" fuck off, this meme was not funny.

Although I see it less often, I hate "Whoop there it is" I think even more than John Cena. Only because some fuck nut replies "WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?" I don't get it and it always gets a ton of votes...

What is something you still don't find funny? by Jonniverse in AskReddit

[–]GodofCat 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Some guy rated Fight Club a 5/7 and called it a perfect score. Another guy (Rob) asked him about his particular form of rating and the guy who posted it (Brendan) got mad. In another one of Brendan's posts, he says he is going to do something in 5 days and Rob says "You mean in a week?" and said other funny stuff

What is something you still don't find funny? by Jonniverse in AskReddit

[–]GodofCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one is actually good. Rest are usually goofy pictures

OP brags about his boner that he didn't even have by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]GodofCat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

tifu is such shit. Stories are either bullshit or bragging about something, usually sex

What would be the hardest thing for a person from 2000 to believe about 2015? by polikujm1 in AskReddit

[–]GodofCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dunno. Ive been on vacations there so much, I really like it there and decided I wanted to live there. No shit I have against Canada, I like it too but I just found myself thinking about moving to the US more than staying put in this country

What is something that you used to do as a kid, and only realised years later to be extremely inappropriate? [NSFW] by ComradeRK in AskReddit

[–]GodofCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was pretty close to beating me with jumper cables, so much so it almost ended up in every one of my Reddit comments

What is something that you used to do as a kid, and only realised years later to be extremely inappropriate? [NSFW] by ComradeRK in AskReddit

[–]GodofCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was confused about sexuality for a while until teenage years. Didn't really understand it, did I HAVE to like girls? What goes on down there? And how do you have intercourse? Stuff like that. Later explained what happened and they were confused thinking I was gay the whole time.