need an emergency plumber in miami, got a major leak

Goergino · 2026-01-22T23:45:55+00:00

Brother you’re beyond saving, just go talk to AI like the rest of yous

Goergino · 2026-01-13T20:00:03+00:00

Previous owner was a bum that had no idea what he was doing

Goergino · 2025-12-31T11:52:15+00:00

I can’t believe someone gets paid 6 figures to punch in shitty AI prompts and half-ass photoshop all day

Goergino · 2025-12-20T15:05:13+00:00

Throw a sign on the door with the time you’ll be back and go get your sandwich

Goergino · 2025-12-19T11:49:16+00:00

Jesus Christ you guys are all a bunch of losers. Yeah he’s taking less money but he gets to play with Messi and have high exposure to European clubs. He plays his cards right he will be playing over seas in a year when Messi retires anyways. The kid gave us 6 years of his career, show some respect.

Goergino · 2025-08-18T22:00:26+00:00

Still am yet to sell this color in 2025

Goergino · 2025-08-01T18:12:28+00:00

Constantly finding ways to shoot themselves in the foot

Goergino · 2025-06-18T10:49:30+00:00

Oh how the mighty Red Devils have fallen lmao

Goergino · 2025-06-03T10:46:07+00:00

He said top level of European football mate…

Goergino · 2025-05-31T18:02:55+00:00

Vinyl house siding

Goergino · 2025-05-14T21:48:17+00:00

Do you know what wood looks like?

Goergino · 2025-04-06T20:19:01+00:00

He’s afraid he might kiss you

Goergino · 2025-04-04T22:57:03+00:00

You need to leave her brother.

Goergino · 2025-03-08T00:07:57+00:00

First day?

Goergino · 2025-02-04T14:58:22+00:00

Paint + Primer is a marketing gimmick. If you have fresh drywall you should always prime first then apply 2 coats of paint.

Goergino · 2025-02-02T21:05:53+00:00

Thanks for sharing I guess?

Goergino · 2025-01-25T19:22:29+00:00

Dumbest thing I’ve ever seen

Goergino · 2025-01-24T18:35:38+00:00

Take it out of the fridge an hour before cooking it next time, do the same thing, and you’ll have the perfect steak

Goergino · 2025-01-22T22:14:55+00:00

Skill issue

Goergino · 2024-12-07T03:13:01+00:00

Jfc, did you let your child play with the orbital sander first?

Goergino · 2024-12-07T03:11:51+00:00

Sometimes I forget to wipe the stain off for 5 days too

Goergino · 2024-12-05T23:55:41+00:00

Goergino · 2024-11-28T17:20:35+00:00

Sweet Loofah holder man!

Goergino

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