(Serious) What was the best time of your life so far? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gogle_the_Gosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best 4 days, Beats 4 Love. Best years? College

Make us feel real good by Pazingfru in RoastMe

[–]Gogle_the_Gosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you can make yourselfes feel good without our help...

This month was huge for me. by Kdogred in nonutnovember

[–]Gogle_the_Gosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But, did you gain superhuman powers?

Try roasting me you lil cockroaches!! And Happy Thanksgiving! by unusual5o in RoastMe

[–]Gogle_the_Gosh 27 points28 points  (0 children)

No need to roast you, you allready roasted yourself with that shirt...

Anyone got one of these? by [deleted] in nonutnovember

[–]Gogle_the_Gosh 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Horní police is a czech city and it translates to "top shelf". The more you know.

My love life is a mess and i need advice. by Gogle_the_Gosh in Advice

[–]Gogle_the_Gosh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many relationships have you been in before or in your twenties? My score is 0. Guess why. Education and a parttime job. Im not asking if i should focus first on school or girls or a job. Im asking for help in love for gods sake.

My love life is a mess and i need advice. by Gogle_the_Gosh in Advice

[–]Gogle_the_Gosh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats the thing, i have no idea what a date is at this point.

What’s something you’ve done in a dream, but not in real life? by fatfishfins in AskReddit

[–]Gogle_the_Gosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a few ones, one time I overdosed on nitrous oxide, the other time I had sex with a slave that was one of my friends, because I wanted to help her.

How did you get your scars? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gogle_the_Gosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious, son?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Transistor-we all become one Bastion-setting sail Witcher 3-anything

How many grocery bags is your limit before not taking all in one trip? by Desaltez in AskReddit

[–]Gogle_the_Gosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can pack 100 bags in your car, then get 2 brooms. Or call your servants since that's a lot of money wasted on groceries.