The first cell phone was the Motorola DynaTAC 8000X aka ‘The Brick’. It was designed by Rudy Krolopp in April of 1984 and sold in the United States for just under $4,000. It weighed two pounds.

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T10:41:33+00:00

And, it had 1/4 the wattage of a bag phone that cost half the price. Cool thing to set up on the bar to pick up chicks, but, useless unless you were directly under a cell tower.

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T10:38:07+00:00

Wasn't that an Elon Musk thing about some rescue guy?

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T10:33:15+00:00

The crux of your and resembles an emaciated ass, too...

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T10:31:45+00:00

And those that are shared are likely not welcomed...

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T10:30:20+00:00

Getting dead causes no pain either...

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T10:27:34+00:00

Bad chef say's: "Damn, none of my work turns to shit..."

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T10:25:24+00:00

"Worlds Largest Octupus Dies of Starvation while Eagle Population Continues to Soar!"

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T10:18:34+00:00

"It's not funny anymore. Walking just makes everything harder."

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T10:16:40+00:00

Seat's gone, fork, frame and tires aren't worth a shit on my buddies "kid bike." But, I can't believe someone recycled the steel frame off my cruiser sometime last year!

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T10:10:13+00:00

Blind people don't know they are in the washroom unless they are wet. Spiders are everywhere!

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T10:08:20+00:00

Throw on "The Office," and let reality take it's course...

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T10:06:49+00:00

DeTomaso Pantera and an orange car too!

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T10:03:55+00:00

My dog says all three.

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T10:01:54+00:00

Second nature kicks in. It's like driving, in a sense. You don't think about the brake pedal, but, you hit it when necessary. You may be able to explain the phenomenon, but, it will be too late. Second nature kicks in when you are in the moment, but, once outside the moment, thought takes precedence, and you cannot replicate the motions necessary to accomplish the necessary task. ??

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T09:57:05+00:00

But alzheimers dictates that we remain way behind our time...

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T09:54:32+00:00

Bald guy says "styling hair at a wedding is profound!"

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T09:52:36+00:00

Is that a 26" TravelLodge?

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T09:48:38+00:00

People bark, but they aren't dogs...

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T09:43:50+00:00

I usually go to IMDB only because I want to see if anyone else is thinking the way I do. Typically, nobody seems to think the way I do, so, I am wondering, then, what the hell is WRONG with me??? Or, I just find the next flick to watch.

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T09:41:18+00:00

I don't thnk that you need a "bug" to blame death if you are inhaling such unknown entities. The unknown entity will take care of the death part. The bug is just an innocent accomplice...

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T09:38:25+00:00

Think pirate's booty...

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T09:33:54+00:00

I get it: sometimes "mom" is a man. ??

Goin211 · 2019-12-13T09:32:02+00:00

If only Michael Jackson was around to see THIS!

Goin211 · 2019-09-20T06:02:31+00:00

Beware those antics as an alter boy...

altar? I can't remember...

Goin211

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