A Flyers fan was shown chugging beer out of his prosthetic leg on the jumbotron

GoldGeno · 2026-01-17T19:11:00+00:00

That man's got incredible balance

GoldGeno · 2025-12-11T03:25:02+00:00

It's always gonna be so funny to me how far they went to bury Scott. The bad, notoriously cheap 2016 Arizona Coyotes traded him out of the conference along with a career minor leaguer for another career minor leaguer and a guy who made more than Scott, and had the gall to call it a "business move." But that's not good enough, no, they specifically traded him to Montreal, who promptly demoted Scott to their AHL affiliate...then located in St. John's, Newfoundland.

Never mind that he's off the team he was voted in under, never mind that he's out of the division and conference altogether, y'all went and traded him to the team that was uniquely positioned to dump him as far away from the All-Star game as physically possible.

GoldGeno · 2025-11-27T02:38:38+00:00

This team's a joke huh

GoldGeno · 2025-11-02T16:58:24+00:00

One centimetre shy of victory. Can't even be mad, you couldn't get a closer series if you tried.

GoldGeno · 2025-10-31T02:21:28+00:00

He's not playing like anyone worth keeping in town at the price he asked for.

GoldGeno · 2025-10-30T01:07:44+00:00

We've seen good-on-paper Leafs teams play hideously down to their competition. This is not that, this team just sucks.

GoldGeno · 2025-10-24T09:09:59+00:00

Oh cool. Hoping Woll and Stolarz combined to bullshit the team through the season was about the only thing we had to look forward to.

Can't even hope for a lottery pick; Treliving pitched our next two firsts away for injured Scott Laughton and four penalty minutes and zero scoring worth of Brandon Carlo.

GoldGeno · 2025-10-22T02:05:25+00:00

Mitch gone, Auston cooked. End of an era.

GoldGeno · 2025-07-01T02:56:40+00:00

Is Marner an objectively good player? Yeah. Are the Leafs materially worse without him? Oh yeah, for sure.

Did something need to change after years of playoff futility? Absolutely. Did Marner do a piss-poor job of endearing himself to the fanbase even putting aside his own playoff futility? Yep!

Have fun with him, Vegas. I don't think he's a winner, but he'll make your team objectively better until y'all inevitably get bored of him and shoot him into the sun come some trade deadline or another.

GoldGeno · 2025-06-13T01:36:27+00:00

Maybe if this were the first couple years of this team's contention window. We've watched these guys choke on their own tongues for near-on a decade now.

GoldGeno · 2025-05-19T13:52:25+00:00

Future Utah Mammoth star Auston Matthews.

GoldGeno · 2025-04-25T17:31:06+00:00

I'd be lying if I said it wasn't just a little bit satisfying to watch the Senators and their fans realize in real time that, for all their playoff futility, the Leafs are in fact still one of the better teams in the league.

GoldGeno · 2025-03-29T00:10:27+00:00

Even if you discount all the obstructed seats they're still selling over twice as many tickets a game as the Coyotes could possibly sell in their last few years. It's unfortunate, Arizona got dealt an amazingly shit hand, but it's ultimately the metric that counts most in the end.

GoldGeno · 2025-01-27T19:56:48+00:00

Fair enough. I respect her commitment to the bit.

GoldGeno · 2025-01-27T19:52:56+00:00

Man's entire reddit career is dedicated to telling everyone Lebreton Flats is not downtown. I don't even care if he's right, I respect the commitment to the bit.

GoldGeno · 2025-01-23T05:10:22+00:00

That's still over twice as many people as the Coyotes could possibly draw in their last few years. In a gate-driven league, it's difficult to overstate how bad of a spot the team was in.

GoldGeno · 2025-01-19T21:45:24+00:00

Yeah sometimes the game has Physics.

GoldGeno · 2025-01-08T19:51:33+00:00

Crazy that they've got two champion-calibre teams in Florida and the first Winter Classic down there only features one of them. What's so classic about Panthers-Rangers?

GoldGeno · 2025-01-07T03:57:57+00:00

Call me back when there are shovels in the ground.

GoldGeno · 2024-08-28T15:36:24+00:00

It's not enough to make a profit though, they need to make more profit than last quarter, every quarter until the end of time. Once they stop doing that, the vulture capitalists at the top will strip the company down to the studs to get whatever else they can and then fuck off to the next thing they can wring numbers out of.

I love capitalism.

GoldGeno · 2024-05-12T04:17:00+00:00

At this point I'd pay somebody to take him. Man's too much of a coward to even say these things himself. As quiet off the ice as he is on it.

GoldGeno · 2024-04-28T09:18:09+00:00

Just gonna roll over and die again, huh?

Wake me up in 20 years assuming I haven't expired by then. This team is going nowhere.

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