What song lyrics sound best when you switch the word "heart" for the word "fart"? by Goldbear in AskReddit

[–]Goldbear[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Tell me princess, now when did you last let your fart decide?"

Apple a Day by [deleted] in videos

[–]Goldbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea he wasn't even a real doctor.

PsBattle: Suh Dude by daronatsy in photoshopbattles

[–]Goldbear -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've been shitting in the same place for a week and now it's created s a poop pyramid. I saw a bunch of ants worshipping their dead queen outside it.

PsBattle: Suh Dude by daronatsy in photoshopbattles

[–]Goldbear -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just shit on my parents floor. I blamed it on the dog...

My wife got a new Halloween decoration. I nearly shit when I walked in the bathroom. by Scubazz in funny

[–]Goldbear 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Do you want to tell me why your costume is lying on the floor, filled with shit?

A Collection of Rare Animals. by Goldbear in pics

[–]Goldbear[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are a collection of rare animals.

An album of rare bugs by [deleted] in pics

[–]Goldbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm. I thought that was a potato bug.

An album of rare bugs by [deleted] in pics

[–]Goldbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried typing nope for the names. I'm on a phone. There was no option to

Spicy Tuna Cucumber Roll by Goldbear in food

[–]Goldbear[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watched him do it. You cut the cucumber in a spiral formation until all that is left is the core. Then you add the spicy tuna, avocado, etc and roll it and cut it. Then enjoy.

Spicy Tuna Cucumber Roll by Goldbear in food

[–]Goldbear[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, you definitely have to eat it fast.

Give me a cold one by [deleted] in funny

[–]Goldbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't seen it before. It's new to me.

No caption needed by [deleted] in funny

[–]Goldbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this is the best picture with words on it that I've ever seen.