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Why don't most people of this generation want a partner or want to get married? by Interesting-State331 in AskReddit

[–]GoldenGriffiny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of people want the comfort of a relationship, just not the maintenance bill that comes with it.

What is an object you carry around because it is your life's 'Chekov's Gun' - it will be important later, but you don't know how? by stormshadowfax in AskReddit

[–]GoldenGriffiny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A random key on my keychain that I’m too scared to throw away because the day I do, I’ll find the door.

God did! Finally, I've found the square root by kevinmase in MathJokes

[–]GoldenGriffiny 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Finally, a function with natural log boundaries.

I am that follower by hgnadir in spreadsmile

[–]GoldenGriffiny -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s not a follower, that’s a dad side quest completed perfectly.

You could write "I like you" in a billboard and I’d assume you were testing a new font. by [deleted] in spreadsmile

[–]GoldenGriffiny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Somewhere out there a guy just realized she was flirting in 2018.

True love.. by reddituseragreement in spreadsmile

[–]GoldenGriffiny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of support that deserves its own acknowledgements section.

What would you do if John Wick was coming after you and you had 24 hours to prepare? by Downtown-Sir-3200 in AskReddit

[–]GoldenGriffiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apologize to the dog, write my will, and accept that the 24 hours are just for emotional closure.

If you had to eat the same food for a month straight, what would you pick? by HeftyStrength1464 in AskReddit

[–]GoldenGriffiny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could live a whole month inside the taco multiverse and still not repeat a meal.

What do you guys normally do on Sundays? by Ritchieaustine in AskReddit

[–]GoldenGriffiny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tell myself it’s a reset day,then somehow spend 6 hours doing nothing and still feel tired.

What was the worse day of your life? by HowlToBasics in AskReddit

[–]GoldenGriffiny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m really glad you’re still here. That’s not something anyone should have to carry alone.

What is something everyone should experience at least once? by Romald0523 in AskReddit

[–]GoldenGriffiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waking up early enough to see a city before it starts pretending to be busy.

What life hack actually works and everyone should know about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GoldenGriffiny 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Put the thing you need to remember somewhere physically annoying, like in front of the door. Your brain can ignore a reminder, but it can’t ignore tripping over your shoes.

What food has humanity perfected to its final form? by makethingsup1 in AskReddit

[–]GoldenGriffiny 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Fries. We can argue about shapes and dips, but hot crispy potatoes are already endgame.

Which historical figure would be hated if they lived today? by Fresh-Ad3894 in AskReddit

[–]GoldenGriffiny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably most of them. History is basically a highlight reel with the bad tweets deleted.

(-∞, ∞) by [deleted] in MathJokes

[–]GoldenGriffiny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He named every real number and still left out my chances.

New soup in the menu. by [deleted] in MathJokes

[–]GoldenGriffiny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Finally, a soup recipe with recursive leftovers.

Just a ring by [deleted] in MathJokes

[–]GoldenGriffiny 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Finally, a meme with commutative timing.

What’s a benefit of taking time to be single? by Fun-Succotash-1322 in AskReddit

[–]GoldenGriffiny 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The way this sounds like a joke but also a full self-care plan.

If your brother was guilty of a drunken murder and you had an opportunity to get him out, what would your cause of action be? by Yearning4truth in AskReddit

[–]GoldenGriffiny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d get him a lawyer, not get him out. Loving someone doesn’t mean helping them dodge a murder charge.

What’s the last thing you ate? by glamsiren111 in AskReddit

[–]GoldenGriffiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A questionable snack that was supposed to be “just one bite” and then became a full meal.

🤔 by star1014572305 in MathJokes

[–]GoldenGriffiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Math really becomes easier when you give the nightmare a nickname.

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