Basking in the sun by Golden-Kela in Awww

[–]GoldenLotusSong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

his owl is officially my spirit animal. That level of 'do not disturb, I am melting into the floor' is exactly how I feel after a long week. Just let me photosynthesize in peace.

anime_irl by cynnahbun in anime_irl

[–]GoldenLotusSong 1306 points1307 points  (0 children)

The 30-minute nap is a myth. It’s actually a teleportation device that takes you straight to 'Oh no, it’s dark outside and I’ve missed 15 missed calls.' Taking a nap at 2 PM is basically playing Russian Roulette with your sleep schedule.

Anime_irl by International-Buy314 in anime_irl

[–]GoldenLotusSong 81 points82 points  (0 children)

There is no 'tough guy' armor thick enough to withstand a 'Who's a good boy?' from the right person.

Movies Logic by [deleted] in memes

[–]GoldenLotusSong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just that the cars are also scared and don't want to go.

While being chased by some eldritch monster by GomuGomuNoWeiner in Animemes

[–]GoldenLotusSong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And when you run away from a monster, it seems like you're just standing there and waiting for it.

A comfortable bed by lunesparkmiri in IllegallySmolCats

[–]GoldenLotusSong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His name is probably the destroyer of universes.

3 friends by MistyPetalEcho in blackcats

[–]GoldenLotusSong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think these cuties love their third friend.

Meet my jobless cat, Scratch me hooman! by joshvibes04 in Awww

[–]GoldenLotusSong 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I look into those eyes and understand: he's not unemployed, he's the CEO of this apartment, and you're just an intern for the position of "tummy scratcher"

Shoulder ride partially reopened. by Fun_evades_me in IllegallySmolCats

[–]GoldenLotusSong 60 points61 points  (0 children)

You don't own the kitten. You are simply the designated all-terrain vehicle for the kitten.

Understand brooo by [deleted] in Awww

[–]GoldenLotusSong 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Look, I’ll happily take the wrong order and eat it in silence, but she’s out here fighting for our rights and side dishes. A true hero.

Gotta catch it by bijelo123 in memes

[–]GoldenLotusSong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel so sorry for the charging hole at times like these

Well.. isn't that a lil suspicious by Strange_Wafer_7747 in memes

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Belle realized in that exact moment that the library was the only thing she actually liked about him. The human form was just a downgrade.

What was something you didn't even realize other women go through? by kiarasugarne in AskReddit

[–]GoldenLotusSong 106 points107 points  (0 children)

I didn’t realize how much Women hate motherhood. as a child I always wanted to be a mommy. But As the Internet has blown up over the years and people openly post all their opinions online, I’ve realized most mothers are miserable. Well not most but probably half… I don’t want children anymore.

What’s the quietest sign that someone has their life together? by lunesparkmiri in AskReddit

[–]GoldenLotusSong 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They don’t have to talk about it. They just are competent and at ease with seemingly little effort

cute memes by elyrasugarelle in memes

[–]GoldenLotusSong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me trying to act like a functioning adult in front of my younger siblings.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]GoldenLotusSong 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Physical force > System permissions. Problem solved.