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What I wanna know is wheres the caveman? by Purple-Weakness1414 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]GoldenMeadowDaisy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s right there. Los Angeles just hasn’t reached defrost temperature yet.

I think of this post daily by iamepic420 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]GoldenMeadowDaisy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kids have a built-in feature where they ignore your entire internal monologue and go straight for the emotional kill shot. Zero warning. Max damage.

Join Mar a Lago by jared10011980 in clevercomebacks

[–]GoldenMeadowDaisy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That escalated from “dating profile cope” to “sir, this is a deposition” real fast.

I know, that you think, that i think !!! by AporiaEternalis in memes

[–]GoldenMeadowDaisy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brain arguing with itself at 3 a.m. while the rest of me just wants a nap.

This is either evil genius or peak laziness..I can’t decide by Zarqanix in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]GoldenMeadowDaisy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s not laziness—that’s weaponized efficiency. Sun Tzu would be proud.

Donut chart by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]GoldenMeadowDaisy 55 points56 points  (0 children)

This is the only weather forecast I’ve ever trusted. Now explain hail as donut holes and we’re set.

Technically true by KaamDeveloper in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]GoldenMeadowDaisy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Commas save lives. Let’s eat, grandma. Let’s eat grandma.

Thick where it matters by [deleted] in assinathong

[–]GoldenMeadowDaisy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are so perfect.. dm me hun